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2023.05.31 12:08 ohyoka Need advice for summer wedding
Hi everyone! My cousin is getting married in august and I have absolutely no idea what to wear.. I'm fine with wearing dresses but not comfortable with high heels or open toed shoes. There is no colour theme or anything so I'm just lost as I've actually never been to a wedding before. Any recommendations for dresses and comfortable shoes?
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2023.05.31 10:47 gummywerm11 Can I wear white accessories?
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Hi all, just wondering if I can wear white accessories to a wedding? My dress is a solid lavender color as seen in the photo, so would white shoes and a white clutch/purse be okay? Or steer clear of white in general? Thanks! submitted by gummywerm11 to Weddingattireapproval [link] [comments]
2023.05.31 10:34 whymydadleftme Eeb vomie -a cry for help
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Mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhYou want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. , bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says,
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATINg THEY TRYNA GET MY DICK MAD DIRTY idk the song lyrics tbh but that's how I remembered it as a kid
"Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls ... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at
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really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff.
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Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open 6969696996996999999969969699تيخيزهسمسوسخسمستسخميتيهشخ mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, geahahahahagahahaga bitches pls help siakiaosasksk skpss kskskskskskst with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a labe كس امك يا حول احا خخخخخخخl on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, r yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. Sabsjsjsjo why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the firahsusnahst time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody
I CALL MY DICK THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER CUZ IT DEFINITELY BIG AND IT DEF BE COLLDINF WITH THE BITCHES
needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very ! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what
Y'all think venasaa wanted to fuck Barry? Too bad that male bees ball explode after they nut speaking of HONEY NUT CHEERIOS AHH
understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees!
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Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the , we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that
I plan to kill myself by overdosing on paracetamol and alcohol but I am too scared to end my miserable life. pussy me. Ha you are what you eat
another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky!
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Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! -million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're hdusjdjeowokwje8sjsu0akwha9nwe89wb28ekenhd8dne8w3uoskwnsiwnehs8neuskebeisknsgonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
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Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare e0000000000h who lives in a pineapple under the sea?? d?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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2023.05.31 10:10 Ambitious_Director95 What are your thoughts?
Ok, going to throw this one to the wolves...
About 10 years ago I was on a photoshoot with an experienced and published model. The shoot was taking place in an old theatre where I had complete run of the place. No one was due in the theatre that day so I took full advantage of shooting throughout the space. Anyhow, we were shooting on stage and I needed to grab a reflector from the green room back stage. I was only gone about 90 seconds but on my return the model was waiting in the wings. I asked if she was OK, she was fine but had ducked into the wings because a man had entered the auditorium (she was not wearing very much at the time). I didn't have any concern about this as it was possible that a member of the theatre company had arrived via the front of the building and was simply having a nose to see why there were lights on in the auditorium.
I promptly took a walk up into the foyer to find it in darkness. The whole front of house area was closed up and dark but again I just suspected that whoever had popped into the auditorium had simply left via the front door. It wasnt until walking back through the foyer that I noticed the signs I had placed over the join in the auditorium doors had not been disturbed; I had taped them across the opening so that if anyone did miss the sign, then it would simply rip and hopefully cause them to stop in their tracks. Both signs on both sets of doors were undisturbed.
It was at this point I started to worry; being an old theatre, it comes with all kinds of stories about ghosts and the such like. One such myth reports of a man, dressed in Puritan style clothing walks through the foyer area and has been seen in the auditorium.
I went back to the stage space and spoke again to my model, asking her what she had seen. She was very explicit that a man had entered through the top set of doors and had started to walk to the centre aisle and make his way towards the stage; she had ducked into the wings / out of sight in order to spare his and her blushes. I explained that whoever it was must have just seen the lights on, poked their nose through to see what was going on and then left. It is not unusual for people to do this if they are simply leaving post for other members of the theatre.
I did, however, make the decision not to share my concerns that she might have seen the ghost. I did not want to spook her, or make her think I was an odd ball!
Needless to say we finished the shoot without any incident and she left happy that we'd had a productive morning. I left feeling a little bit scared and certainly did not want to spend any more time in the building on my own.
Question is, should I have told her my fears or should I have kept quiet. What would you have done?
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2023.05.31 10:06 TauriesStella I wasn't invited to my friend's wedding
A while back, my friend (24F) got engaged to her fiance (24M). Covid came along and messed plans up for them, and they ended up having a courthouse wedding recently.
During the original planning, I (25F) was part of her bridesmaids. I'm not exactly good at group chat messages, but I made sure to read up on everything posted and get back to her. Mostly, I got back to her one on one. Absolutely not because I didn't want to be part of the bridesmaids events. My phone just sucks with handling group chats. I've known her for roughly 15-20 years. She's one of my oldest friends.
Not too long ago, she announced she was going to cancel the wedding entirely and have a courthouse wedding. Based on last messages in the group chat, it sounded like it was a private family affair. I passed along my congratulations to her on the day of as I was and still am genuinely happy for her. Later, my mom asked about her posts on Facebook, and that's when I learned it was not a private family affair. I can't express how gutted that made me feel. I don't use social media. I may have accounts, but I don't use them. Everyone who I'm friends with knows this about me.
It hurt a lot. I thought we were closer friends than this. I know I get quiet or she gets quiet, but I always assumed it was just life and it gets busy. But now I see where I lie in my friend's life and it absolutely gutted me. It hurt even worse to have to find out through social media and not have her tell me directly.
I won't ever mention this to her as I absolutely don't want to ever sour her day. She was absolutely beautiful in her dress and I'm so happy for her. I feel awful for being so upset over this, as she has every right to decide who she wants with her on her wedding day. But dammit, I'm hurt and need somewhere to unload my pain.
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2023.05.31 09:45 CryingSnark I regret getting married young. 20F , 19M
TLDR; I'm 20F married to a 19M who's consistently lied to me since we were in high school, each lie being worse every time. I believed him and forgave him too many times. We're separated this time over financial infidelity and lack of intimacy. I'm trying to find the strength to divorce him and not feel like a failure. Have you experienced young divorce?
My current husband and I have been together for almost four years and married for around 9 months. We are 10 months apart in age and are considered "high school sweethearts." We were the dream that many kids were chasing while we were in school. We got married in Georgia during a hot and sunny August in 2022--miles from home up north. We had an apartment and a cat together back at my religious university. I had a great job at the time and had a large sum of money waiting for me when I won my injury lawsuit later in the year. But, instead of it feeling like a dream, for me it felt like a nightmare that I couldn't figure out how to wake up from.
Our relationship before marriage was on-and-off. The 4th of July in 2020 was when the lying began. I (17) had asked him (16) if he'd like to come over and watch fireworks with me. Every holiday since we'd met, he'd come spend them with me and my family. He told me that his parents would leave him out of holidays and he'd always be alone. I wanted him to have a family to celebrate with so I tried to include him as much as I could, and he'd be overjoyed to do so. But, this time he told me he didn't want to. I was confused and asked him, "why? I don't want you to be alone again. It's a holiday!" But intuition told me there had to be an underlying reason. He was usually in his car the second I asked him. He told me he wanted to be alone and wanted to hang out with his dad when he got home. He furthered this reason saying, "I never spend time with my dad! He's always working." I believed him.
He broke up with me suddenly that same night. I was upset thinking that I had overdone trying to include him and pushed him away.
The next day, I got a text from a friend with a photo of my boyfriend and his ex. It was a screenshot of a Snapchat story. My friend asked, "did you guys break up? Why are they together?"
To say I was outraged was an understatement, and I had later found out that he had been visiting her and her father while we were together. He said this was purely platonic. But he never thought to tell me he was going there or why. This kind of situation would happen in many different ways all throughout our relationship--and I hate that I forgave him and believed his lies every single time.
He later visited his ex and her new partner again about a year later at a hotel while they were homeless. He gave them 200 dollars in cash. He did not tell me until I found out.
He saved 500 dollars to spend on my ring and my dress for our wedding. He spent it all on a cosmetic for his old car. The one thing about my husband that I find the most clearly manipulative is that he tries so hard to redeem himself but it ends up being more damage. He went to a random house in Chicago for a few hours then drove down to my university and delivered me 2 grand. I asked him how he got it and what he did. The more I asked him, the more he didn't want to tell me. He would make up small details to tell me so I'd stop. I bought my wedding dress with it and still don't know to this day if it was bought with dirty money.
He never did illegal substances or participated in illegal activity to my knowledge, but I still wonder.
There are still many stories, but let me tell you how it destroyed our marriage once and for all.
I eventually won injury money from a car accident that almost took my life. The amount I received I believed was a huge blessing to our future. One day in the end of December, I woke up to my husband gone. I walked through our apartment trying to find him. I called him. He never left a note or a text.
A few hours later, he comes home with a brand new 2019 Toyota Avalon. He said, "come look!" The second I took a glimpse I broke down into tears. I'm 20, he's 19. I am a student. While I paid for my overdue medical bills, our rent, and things that would lift a weight off us, he bought a luxury car. I said he needs to return it. We can't afford it and he didn't discuss this purchase with me.
We separated for a month. I moved my injury money to a personal account.
We received therapy and things were going well. We moved into an apartment closer to his job. I switched schools and I thought he learned a valuable lesson.
Recently, I started to notice money going missing again. He's sleeping on the couch and becoming distant. He told me he'd rather watch anime and play VR than spend time with me. I asked him hypothetically what he'd do if I secured my ultimate dream job and if he'd come with me if I went where that job is most common and profitable. He said he'd never do that for me. He's lost interest in me, but loves my money.
Now, this is not about financial issues. This is about his lying, his secret keeping, his lack of care for me, and my own naiveness. Marrying young is already a large risk but marrying someone you can't trust and is insanely flaky is worse. I'm separated from him and trying to find the courage to divorce him. It's hard enough knowing I'll spend my 20s with the "divorce" label. Have you experienced a young divorce? How do I find the strength to leave? TIA.
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2023.05.31 09:31 LoveMangaBuddy Read Martial Brother, Please Don't Run Away~ - Chapter 22 - MangaPuma
When Wang Xiaomie awoke, he discovered that he had been reborn and buried underground for over a thousand years, even living in a double room! This handsome guy, who was wearing the same red wedding dress, kissed him! ! What can this weak, helpless, and ugly man do! ?In order to revive his senior brother, he collected countless fortunes, built an underground tomb, found the legendary Acacia tree, ... Read Martial Brother, Please Don't Run Away~ - Chapter 22 - MangaPuma. Read more at https://mangapuma.com/martial-brother-please-dont-run-away/chapter-22
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2023.05.31 09:31 LoveMangaBuddy Read Martial brother, please don't run away~ - Chapter 22 - MangaPuma
When Wang Xiaomie awoke, he discovered that he had been reborn and buried underground for over a thousand years, even living in a double room! This handsome guy, who was wearing the same red wedding dress, kissed him! ! What can this weak, helpless, and ugly man do! ?
In order to revive his senior brother, he collected countless fortunes, built an underground tomb, found the legendary Acacia tr ... Read Martial brother, please don't run away~ - Chapter 22 - MangaPuma. Read more at https://mangapuma.com/martial-brother-please-dont-run-away/chapter-22
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2023.05.31 09:30 jayefish14 Disappointed about bachelorette party
I have a small to average group of bridesmaids (4 of my closest friends and my FSIL). My bachelorette party is this weekend (starts Friday night and ends Sunday afternoon) and my FSIL couldn’t come because she lives out of state which is understandable, and 2 of my friends just texted me and my MOH tonight saying they won’t be able to make it because they had made plans with their respective boyfriends’ family members. I understand both situations so I’m not at all upset with them, but I am feeling really disappointed that they couldn’t save this one weekend. If it were one of the other more minor events like dress fittings and such then I wouldn’t have minded, but this felt like the one big thing I had with my friends before the wedding so I’m just feeling pretty bummed. Just wanted to vent I suppose, thanks for reading.
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2023.05.31 09:20 Ok-Willingness-9438 Brides on a Budget: Tips for Wedding Dress Shopping
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2023.05.31 09:16 Ok-Willingness-9438 3 Spots for a Destination Wedding and Dresses That Go with Them
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2023.05.31 08:57 azdrycleaners Is It Really Necessary to Dry Clean Your Wedding Dress and Prom Dress?
2023.05.31 08:21 Consistent_Head_5953 My brother was why I was afraid to come out (vent)
So I'll clarify that my family and I are actually all fairly close and get along. Now
But that wasn't the case when we were young.
Now I knew something was I guess wrong with me from the time I was maybe 6-7. And I vividly remember having a conversation with my older siblings and saying that once I got older my dick would grow. Because I knew that's what boys have.
I was a boy, so it must grow because I didn't have mine yet.
But no I unfortunately was made to suffer through a female puberty and all the pain that goes with it.
As a teen my brothers and I broke into groups with our friends in the street. My older brother D is a blend of asshole and best big brother.
One of my favorite stories about him is how at 5 he grabbed a fallen branch and chased an 11 yr old because they made our older sister cry.
I don't know if my dysphoria some how showed or what but our neighbors/friends found the insult that would turn me violent against them. They would call me a man.
Like me being a man is wrong, I didn't look like one so calling me one when that was all I really wanted was... Horrible. I locked myself inside for a few days and wouldn't talk to the neighbors because of it.
I mentioned to D that them calling me that really hurt me. I don't know why I told him, he was laughing when they did it too.
But he told me to flip it on them next time. So I did and said "if I'm a man, then you're a woman" and skated away
The neighbor chased me and knocked me to the ground, and D threw him onto a parked car.
Not long after our close cousin started discussing how his long-term partner might be trans. It was just a thing at the time nothing more nothing less.
Well then it came out he's a father and his son needed to be taken from bio-mom. Our cousin J refused to be a father, and his partner made it all about them.
D told me many times how he would tell A (J's partner) "I know what's in your pants" in front of groups of people at anime conventions.
Because they were being a drama-hound he was proud to act transphobic.
He told me this like I should have applauded him outing someone at the first public chance.
I was afraid he would do this to me if we got into a fight, and we fought often back then. Hell we practically hated each other.
I didn't come out until I was 22, I suffered for over a decade because he made me fear that his support as my brother could be thrown away if he felt I annoyed him, or did anything he didn't like. I feared him so much I agreed to wear a dress to our sisters wedding.
I cried every night after I had to wear or try on the dress
So I case you read this and figure out who you are, you never apologized for the way you treated me. Neither did I, but if you acknowledge your part I'll do the same.
I wasn't sibling of the year or anything either but you gotta meet me halfway if you want to move past this.
Otherwise we'll both just pretend it didn't happen or act like it doesn't matter anymore. And I don't like the acting like the annoyances don't exist. I want a civil conversation where you can hear me and tell me your side without it devolving into just pure anger
If not well now you have an idea of how I felt back then
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2023.05.31 08:08 hellostranger57 ISO: Lein Wool Button Mini Dress size 4/6
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2023.05.31 07:59 Stickyk4t Daughter (20 months) is a flower girl. Tips to avoid jam hands on wedding dress and not lose sanity?
Travelling solo 2 flights with 20 months for my friends wedding. I’m a bridesmaid and LG is a flower girl. I have the usual travel entertainments for her but any advice on how to handle the day? Anything to avoid or have to save sanity? She’s down to one nap which with time differences could be right before the ceremony.
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2023.05.31 07:58 shireen_lakdawala Shireen Lakdawala Designer Dresses: The Epitome of Elegance and Style
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2023.05.31 07:31 fractalfay No One Else is a Threat to Me: Recap of 90DFTOW S04EInfinite
Shaun phoning it in proved intolerable in this part of the finale, so I took a chance on penciling myself in, with the understanding that all narcissism-adjacent behavior is acceptable in this context. All the same, I’ll just post it here and on my Patreon without infecting the 90DF-specific subs. Without further ado…
Me: Shaun caught Kris’ narcolepsy during the break, and is currently scouring the countryside for medication unavailable in Colombia. As a lifelong insomniac, I’m qualified to assume lukewarm-question duties between Gabe’s interruptions and Jen’s drama quest. Tim and Veronica, can you go backstage and not come back?
Tim: I just don’t know who is lying! One is a liar, and the other is Colombian!
Me: That’s why you have to go, Tim. Kris, you were lying about beating up your ex with a tire iron and fleeing the scene before another surprise house fire, but then your car flipped and closed your bank account?
Kris: I crushed his phone and ran like hell.
Me: Did that make the internet disappear?
Kris: Only my paypal account. Thankfully, my mom believes this.
Mona: I’m an enabler!
Me: Have you met Debbie? Jeymi, were you lonelier when Kris was in jail for 20 days, or when she was in jail for five months?
Jeymi: None of these times.
Kris: I chose the high road and she had to be disrespectful.
Me: I’m high right now, too, but I think we both need to stay away from traffic. Nicole, I like the necklace you brought back from Egypt. Why did you bring your husband?
Nicole: I’ve gotten a lot better at being a doormat.
Daniele: I have similar experiences.
Me: With being high? Here’s a look back at the time Nicole asked Mahmoud how old he is, and didn’t wait for his answer.
Mahmoud: That’s because I do not know the answer (laughs).
Me: Does your brother Ahmed also find the joke you’re playing on Nicole hilarious?
Ahmed: I do!
Nicole: I think he’s embarrassed, because I’m making excuses for him.
Me: Why do you think hitting on a girl in China is funny, but a street-side wrist-grab is something Shaun won’t bring up?
Mahmoud: Because Nicole’s still sitting right there, and I plan to talk about her hair until it’s covered while talking to whoever I feel like.
Ahmed: He will, and she will be so grateful once she sees he’s been right all this time.
Gabe: I think you’re so scummy.
Me: Even a broken clock is right once a day, so good point, Gabe.
Kris: Seriously, why are you laughing?
Mahmoud: (Chins) I’m nice to everyone.
Me: Is that a Kris imitation? Who is everyone and how do you nice them?
Kris: I would never say I’m nice to everyone.
Me: Maybe he’s imitating the lying?
Daniele: You’re an asshole.
Me: Did you just call me an asshole? (Andy Cohen disbelief face.)
Daniele: You don’t really exist here, I’m talking about Mahmoud. The asshole.
Me: Oh, the asshole. Well if you can’t see me, I can’t see your point, DANIELE! Visible-Monica, you spent two hours getting your hair done only to skip Gabe’s wedding. How bad did your hair look?
Monica: It was okay until I took a shower. Gabe said I’m the common denominator in all his failed relationships. After that I couldn’t decide whether to show up crying, or intentionally dip out.
Me: So you’re saying he was right, or that you’re pursuing a career in the theater arts?
Monica: Both, not-Shaun! Gabe didn’t even tell me what my role was, and I’m trying to do method!
Me: Well, for Gabe that kinda tracks, but you’ve met him before, haven’t you? Couldn’t you solve this riddle with a simple question?
Monica: Then we would have had to talk about his wedding when we were at a bar until 2:30AM.
Me: Tell me again why a meme-relationship doesn’t work for you?
Gabe: In fairness, I didn’t ask any questions about my wedding, either.
Isabel: It’s true. My mom was just making Monica a bridesmaid dress without knowing her size.
Kris: I’m starting to feel like you guys are making fun of me again…
Me: Oh! Because of the lying!
Jen: Well, I need to go backstage and find an excuse for a second season.
Me: It’s okay if you want to stay back there, while we rewatch the part of the Vanderpump Rules finale where everyone boos. Hey Daniele, remember that time you planned a family birthday party and Yohan ran it down a humiliation luge?
Daniele: I think we need couples therapy.
Yohan: Only if we want the relationship to continue. So no.
Me: Okay, I thought Yohan was right, but his choice to applaud Debbie tells me he’s wrong. I was fooled by the donkey, too, Yohan.
Purty: Why is this my fault?
Jen: I feel like Yohan has to evolve and trust Daniele, and just fall into the carefully arranged jealousy trap.
Me: With an assist from instagram?
Randi: Oh, I already sent him a message. Messages. I sent him a lot of messages.
Daniele: Well, I’m a different breed.
Me: No, there’s a lot of you. Have you seen this show?
Purty: Maybe she was talking about me.
Me: Are you jealous of Purty the Donkey?
Daniele: No one else is a threat to me because no one else is me.
Me: Let’s bring out Yohan’s ex who had a threatening abortion!
Daniele: She can’t possibly exist, because I have a big circle that revolves around me.
Me: You have two people in your yoga class. That’s not even a square.
Daniele: I was told there would be Shaun.
Me: Here’s Taylen, if you need someone agreeable.
Taylen: I had no idea it was Yohan’s birthday, because Daniele would never share something that might make me cancel. Now Yohan won’t say hi to me, and we were basketball bros.
Daniele: Jealousy fills me with joy.
Me: You’re supposed to conceal that, not smirk it out.
Mahmoud: (Laughs) It is so funny when they suffer.
Yohan: Daniele has pictures of him in the house.
Me: Really? Like, printed? Did you date Taylen in 1992?
Daniele: I have every photo I want Yohan to find in a drawer that doesn’t lock.
Yohan: All I know is when the lease expires, I’m looking for someone else with an NYC zipcode.
Daniele: Maybe I pay for everything?
Visa/Mastercard: Stop it.
Me: Are you talking to me?
Yohan: I pay for half.
Me: Promise? Oh, right, Daniele.
Daniele: According to my computer I pay for the altar chotchkies completely on my own.
Me: Is that the same computer your photos fell from? That kicking sound is Shaun asking to be released from the lamp I locked her in, so here’s a few pointlessly long goodbyes, and a reminder that these people are paid pennies, and that’s not why Mahmoud was laughing.
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2023.05.31 06:47 West_Constant_4130 I made my own wedding dress and I'm unsure about it