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2008.03.30 07:08 New Orleans (Not for tourists, see /r/AskNola)

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2023.06.01 12:52 zerofunction Down bound above Baton Rouge, LA

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2023.06.01 12:34 safewrdtchoupitoulas Highway 55, exit 7: Ruddock

Highway 55, exit 7: Ruddock
I'm going to try and keep this short and to the point. I feel like even thinking about it only makes it grow stronger, but here we go.
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My dad one night driving us from NO to BR mistakenly gets on 55N @ LaPlace even though he's driven between BR and No 1000000 times. Mom is pissed. There is no way to get off until the Northshore she says.
About 15 minutes later I hear my dad say that they can just get off at this town and see if they can turn around. I'm alerted because it is pitch black outside (it's 10:30 pm) and there isn't a light for miles let alone anything that would indicate a town. I look up to see the sign, Exit 7 Ruddock only moments before the car starts off on the exit into the blackness.
The moment we start to descend, every cell in my body goes into flight response. It's never been that strong. It was like my whole body plunged into boiling water. When we hit the bottom of the ramp the car stops. All we can see is fog and the headlights. The hairs ono the back of my neck erect themselves. WE HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE I tell my parents. My mom responds with, "This is a hidey place". The highway is thundering above us. You could scream your head off down here and no one would ever have a clue. My dad is taking Clark Griswold-esque time sightseeing down here. I'm about to vomit. Suddenly we zoom up the ramp having crossed under the roadways and are back in realtime in a flash.
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When I get home I Google it and find that the town was wiped off the map in 1915. Nearly everyone in the town and the neighboring town died there. The number of bodies found there in the present day, people who's cars have been found there, body parts, blood, and the number of multi-car cataclysmic grisly explosion car crash events as well as the number of cars that have driven over the side of the highway at that spot is remarkable. I have heard there are residents of S. Louisiana that will wear every religious relic they own to even go near it. Remember that mushroom cloud that happened out of nowhere recently that you could see in Baton Rouge? When I heard on the news that it had formed over the isthmus of land between Bayou Manchac and Lake Pontchartrain I held my breath. Guess what's there? Ruddock.
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Since then many odd things have happened that I find unnerving and sometimes I think I picked something up there that night. I have only gone down the exit once more during the day. There is a strange history with my car dashcam and exit 7. The first night I had it I drove to Ponchatoula to visit a friend. I stayed the night and woke up to find that an incident had been recorded at 4 am. The camera is triggered by movement in case of an accident. It was a lot of weird sounds and blurry imagery. I deleted it. There have been times when I have driven by and all the external collision warnings on my car have gone off at that exit. Once the song Red Right Hand started out of nowhere. Here's the lyrics of the opening:
Take a little walk to the edge of town Go across the tracks Where the viaduct looms, Like a bird of doom As it shifts and cracks Where secrets lie in the border fires, in the humming wires Hey man, you know you’re never coming back Past this square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks On a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man In a dusty black coat with a red right hand
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The aforementioned time that I went down there again, this happened. I had a new dashcam that started recording in Baton Rouge and all the way until I stopped in New Orleans. There are 10 minutes missing from the footage when I checked. Guess where I was when the 3 cameras all didn't record?
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Lastly, this past Halloween when the veil is thinnest between physical and metaphysical there were a series of events that still freak me out. I had driven that night and got home at 1:15 am. At 1:35 am I get a notification saying "Your Incident Report is Ready". In the vent of a car accident while the car is parked the camera will send an incident report to my email so I can send it to the insurance company.
Top speed: 36 mph and it included this video still of from the camera. What do you see?
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https://preview.redd.it/s2qjmcxmwd3b1.jpg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffde514b55fd7c9be0aaabee38962359da9098f
The next morning I had another incident report. No video this time, but this was the route taken (this is from my google location history)
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https://preview.redd.it/3ozm5juowd3b1.jpg?width=2893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308fdbc6a80932e5511c5252e158e215d470d186
I spoke with a shaman after that who said he believed that the activity that night was trying to get attention to the area. That the zig zagging through buildings that seems to indicate the parking lot next to the Eliza Jane as something the spirit world wanted to have looked at. My friend who sent me to the shaman believes there is something from Ruddock responsible.
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Do you have any information/stories/lore/experiences about Ruddock? It's frankly the scariest place I have ever been and I think it is some kind of superhighway to hell. There have been so many deaths there. That energy has stained that entire stretch of nothingness for a century at least if not more. Highway 55 was built in the 40s/50s if memory serves. WHY would you put an exit for a ghost town on the highway? What's the history? What's going on in the Manchac Swamp?
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2023.06.01 11:30 NoThumper Essentially

You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh! There was a roofy inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, were surrounded fish, horny fish. You know what that means? Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? Were gonna fight it! Bear fight, bear handed, bear NAKED?! Oh yes please!! We befriend the bear after we bear it in a brawl. Then we ride it into a chuck E-Cheese, dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh I think so! Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus christ! Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun. Black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which didnt know you could do. Then smoked a joint. GREENED out. Then I turned INTO the sun! Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in!
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2023.06.01 09:50 nicolas9116 I was 10 years old and making this pasta for Diablo2 release LAN

This is the pasta recipe just the way I would have made it when I was 10 years old and cooking this for my mates at Diablo 2 LAN parties. As the hours tick down for Diablo 4 release I have just finished making a batch, and can't wait for the upcoming weekend.

Diablo Pasta

Background

We all have different lenses available to us. We view the world through these lenses. We judge, weigh, sum and measure the world around us as it passes us by. Our lenses are tinted by the memories and experiences that age us. Regardless of your lens, it is unlikely that this recipe will speak to you as it does to me. In amongst the blurred haze of moments from 25 years ago are a few clearings. In one such clearing, a memory of this pasta dish resides. Stored safely in perpetuity, clad in armour smithed from purest nostalgia. Time does not weary it, nor do the years condemn. Once more I shall perform the culinary rituals required to summon this beast. Twenty five years ago this pasta fuelled the efforts required to drive a trembling Diablo, horned tail between his legs, retreating back to the bosom of hell. Now we stand on the eve of Diablo 4, ready to play the same game again, with the same frenns, might as well eat the same pasta too. Enjoy.

Ingredients

Method

-Dice the following to half centimetre and chuck it all in a bowl together
-Mince the following in to a fine paste, I used to just do this with the knife on the board
I actually used to just grate the carrot and celery and then chuck it grated on to the cutting board and pass my knife through it to bring the size down a bit more because I was not yet skilled enough to dice a carrot
-Chuck a pan on the heat, and glug some olive oil in, just before smoking point (IE, fucking hot) chuck in your bowl of diced stuff from above and start moving it around straight away as to not scorch the bottom
-After your veg looks good in the pot, throw in the minced beef and bacon
I used to break it into small chunks from the tray it came on and toss it in piece by piece, occasionally stirring quickly in between chunks
-Stand over it and stir constantly like a dickhead because you are 10 years old and you think this is the way, do this until everything is brown (brown meme)
-Chuck the wine in, let it bubble away for a couple of minutes
-Chuck all of the rest of the liquids in
-When everything is up to boil, chuck your jars in
-Add the dried stuff
-Let it simmer away (stir every now and then so as to not stick. I used to set recurring timers on my computer, otherwise RIP because Diablo) The theory here at the time was that longer = more flavour. This scales pretty much infinitely, but ultimately if it is over about 40 mins, you probs are ok. Season your sauce when done with the simmering–taste, salt, taste, salt, taste, salt.
-Bring a big pot of water up to boil, salt it until it is salty like the sea, then chuck your pasta in, cook until al dente -Chuck your pasta and 1 cup of the cheese in to the sauce, and stir around until they are thoroughly introduced -Serve, using the second cup of cheese for topping and cracked pepper on top. Enjoy, my demon slaying frenns, thanks for being around for so fuckin long <3 <3 <3
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2023.06.01 09:33 Shirthog_590yt Help Needed

Not sure if this is the right place to ask but can anybody help me schedule a vacation on the work day app? I just started working at a chuck e cheese and i got a weeklong vacation i cant avoid real soon
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2023.06.01 08:38 Babies_Have_No_Teeth Ik🇺🇲🇲🇽ihe

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2023.06.01 06:21 omegacluster Album Anniversary List 2023-06-01

Today's anniversaries are:
2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020
2021
2022
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2023.06.01 04:57 Dtrom71 H: Weapons and Armor W: Q 50c25 Lever GS 2525 Gamma Gun or Apparel

25 = faster fire rate
25d = damage while aiming
Weapons:
AA SS/25 DCG
AA SS/Dur DCG
AA 25/Dur Fixer
AA 25/Dur Handmade
AA E/Dur Handmade
AA SS/25 Meat Hook
AA SS/25 Ripper
B SS/1S Baton
B E/90 Fixer
B E/Ghost Fixer
B E/Fms Fixer
B 25/Dur Laser
B 25/Ghost Laser
B 25/25 Pump Shotgun
B 50c/25 Radium
B SS//15v Ripper
Ber 2525 Fixer
Exe 25/90 .50 Cal
Mu 40Pa/1S Chainsaw
Mu 50c25 Fixer
Mu 50c25 Laser
Q 50c/Fms EPR (aligned auto, stabilized stock and reflex site)
Q E/90 Fixer
Q 15Ap/25 Laser
Q 50c/Ghost Railway
2shot 50c/25 10mm SMG
2shot 25/15v Handmade
2shot 25/25 LMG
2shot 50c/25 Plasma Rifle
2shot 25/Dur Railway
V 25/15v Handmade
Z E/25 Radium Rifle
Armor:
OE 1 Int/ Sent Marine RL
OE 1 Int/ FDC Metal LL (L)
Uny 7LED/ WWR Combat CP (L)
Uny AP/ JWR Raider RL (H)
Van AP/ WWR Raider LA (S)
Power Armor:
OE AP/Sent Set Torso is Cav JP left arm
Bol 7Led/ WWR X-01 Left Arm
GS AP/SENT Raider Right Leg
OE AP/ WWR Raider Left Leg
Ultracite Jetpack Helmet
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2023.06.01 04:30 Awkward-Froyo-9951 Vinyl!

Vinyl!
Got a new vinyl from Barnes&Noble, they only had the live action so no ‘Bad Dog No Biscuits’ for me :(
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2023.06.01 02:17 DatDepressedKid Why doesn't the US do the same with the Gulf of Mexico? Are they too poor?

Why doesn't the US do the same with the Gulf of Mexico? Are they too poor? submitted by DatDepressedKid to mapporncirclejerk [link] [comments]

2023.05.31 23:18 fragdelta [WTS] Roja Creation-E Parfum Cologne, Dior Privee, and a bunch of Official Samples (Decant)

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2023.05.31 20:21 weluvmusic ESIDENT ADVISOR TOP TRACKS MAY 2023

https://specialfordjs.org/house/70019-resident-advisor-top-tracks-may-2023.html
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data: 2023-05-20 TOTAL: 251 GENRE: Tech House, Minimal / Deep Tech, Techno (Raw / Deep / Hypnotic), Techno (Peak Time / Driving)
The May 2023 edition of Resident Advisor's Top Tracks brings together the most compelling electronic music releases of the month. With a keen focus on innovation and quality, this curated selection features tracks that are making waves in the global music scene. From infectious grooves to intricate soundscapes, these tracks offer a sonic journey through the realms of deep house, techno, and beyond. Whether you're a dedicated electronic music enthusiast or a casual listener, Resident Advisor's Top Tracks for May 2023 provide a captivating glimpse into the cutting-edge sounds shaping the current musical landscape.
  1. 23.4 - The Way You Smile.mp3 ( 4:46)
  2. A Thousand Details - Atlantiq (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:37)
  3. Adam Rose & 12c & Emma June - I Wanna Know (feat. 12C, Emma June).mp3 ( 6:10)
  4. Adan Mor - Control In My Mind (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:55)
  5. Adrian Mart - Silicon Cream.mp3 ( 6: 0)
  6. Akki - Don't Die (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:22)
  7. Akob - Anthropocene.mp3 ( 7:30)
  8. Alexander Johansson & Mattias Fridell - Tonkonst.mp3 ( 5:37)
  9. Amal Nemer - D4MNBBY (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:42)
  10. Amine Edge & DANCE & Mene & ACA (YU) - Tricky (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:18)
  11. Andres Campo & Ramiro Lopez - Luna (Klaudia Gawlas Remix).mp3 ( 4:49)
  12. Ango Tamarin - No Escape (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6: 8)
  13. Antonio Rossini - Invaders.mp3 ( 5:37)
  14. Ardalan - Ruby and the Fish.mp3 ( 6:27)
  15. ARKVS - Rise And Fall.mp3 ( 5:10)
  16. Arni - Nautilus.mp3 ( 5:23)
  17. Audio Units - Future Present.mp3 ( 4:30)
  18. B.A.N.D.O & Dardi - Prophecy.mp3 ( 6:45)
  19. Backlogs - PT1.mp3 ( 5:28)
  20. Barry Obzee - What I Need (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:41)
  21. Beeast - Tandav.mp3 ( 5:58)
  22. Belocca - Metamorphosis.mp3 ( 6:50)
  23. Ben Reymann - Drag & Stomp.mp3 ( 5:51)
  24. Ben Sims - Wipe Out.mp3 ( 5:37)
  25. Benefice & Advokate - Monsters.mp3 ( 6:36)
  26. Benjamin Barth - Back On (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:43)
  27. Benjamin Barth - Hey Baby (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:57)
  28. Benjamin Groove - Super Rouge.mp3 ( 5:10)
  29. Biri & Yogg - Always Silver, Never Gold.mp3 ( 6: 7)
  30. Bjarki - Beach song 3.mp3 ( 4:42)
  31. Bonilla - Sabores.mp3 ( 6:47)
  32. Border One - Altered State (Original).mp3 ( 6: 8)
  33. Burden - Rvrt Dub (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:37)
  34. Burroughs - Strung Out.mp3 ( 8:44)
  35. Calypse - Zulu Body.mp3 ( 6:17)
  36. Cassiopeia - Good Vibe (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6: 7)
  37. Catz N Motion & Groove N Hat - Rolling (Radio Edit).mp3 ( 3:32)
  38. Christian Burkhardt - New Ways.mp3 ( 8:28)
  39. Ciro Fabbiano - Outrun.mp3 ( 4:53)
  40. Co-Existence - Parapraxis.mp3 ( 6:24)
  41. Cool Kidz - Sunset.mp3 ( 7: 7)
  42. D-Knox & Mark Hawkins & D-Knox & Mark Hawkins - This Is The Underground (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:11)
  43. D-Richhard - Time (M. Rodriguez Remix).mp3 ( 7:18)
  44. Dale Howard - Drums (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:56)
  45. Daniel Orpi - Pills & Chill.mp3 ( 5:54)
  46. Dennis Quin - Fame To Blame (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:12)
  47. Dense & Pika - Delta System (Chris Avantgarde Remix).mp3 ( 5:24)
  48. Developer - Throne to Throne.mp3 ( 7: 8)
  49. Die Maschine - 33.mp3 ( 4: 3)
  50. Diego Oroquieta - Goblin (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:26)
  51. Dima Gastroler - Apieron.mp3 ( 5:33)
  52. Dino Lenny - I've Learned That (Shadow Child 'Classic' Mix).mp3 ( 6:48)
  53. DJ Dee - Let's Move (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 6:49)
  54. DJ Jordan - Complex Structure.mp3 ( 6:47)
  55. DJ Minx - The Throne.mp3 ( 3:15)
  56. Dog on acid - Luck Has Nothing to Do with It.mp3 ( 5: 2)
  57. Dok & Martin & Luis Miranda - Ill Never Be Myself (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:14)
  58. Dubman F. - Black Jack.mp3 ( 6:50)
  59. Duncan MacDonald - 55,9685 (Developer Remix 1).mp3 ( 7: 5)
  60. Duran & Aytek - Fire Me Up.mp3 ( 6:54)
  61. Dykkon - Fake Marketing.mp3 ( 6:19)
  62. Dyook - With A Touch Of Nostalgia.mp3 ( 7: 3)
  63. Eats Everything - Pump (Mark Broom Remix).mp3 ( 4:50)
  64. Echologist - Activation.mp3 ( 5:18)
  65. Eddy M - Shoot the Shot.mp3 ( 6: 0)
  66. Egotot - Vitamin C.mp3 ( 5:27)
  67. Elisa Bee - A Place In Space.mp3 ( 5:50)
  68. Ellis Moss - Get Mad (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:36)
  69. Enrico Sangiuliano - Physical Change.mp3 ( 9:58)
  70. ESSENTIA - Archeology of the Present.mp3 ( 5:37)
  71. Faig - Mad Conga.mp3 ( 5: 7)
  72. Fase Bipolar - Waiting for the fall.mp3 ( 5:29)
  73. Filta Freqz - Underground.mp3 ( 6: 1)
  74. Floormagnet - Kiss Me (Weska Remix).mp3 ( 6:13)
  75. Florian Meindl - Defender.mp3 ( 6:49)
  76. Francesco Adorisio - Bad B (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:40)
  77. Freenzy Music & Coutinho Beats - Talking.mp3 ( 5:30)
  78. Gabriel Evoke - Navigate.mp3 ( 6:48)
  79. Gal0 - Soul of Universe.mp3 ( 5:30)
  80. Gareth Wild - Constantine.mp3 ( 5:40)
  81. Gene Farris & Basura Boyz - Takin' Over (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5: 2)
  82. George Smeddles - Mind Games.mp3 ( 6:36)
  83. Gettoblaster & James Curd Feat. DJ Dagwood - Dum Diddy.mp3 ( 4:55)
  84. GOSSO - Dontt Beiby.mp3 ( 6:37)
  85. Guedes - Bass A+.mp3 ( 4:58)
  86. Hannes Bieger - Poem for the Planet (Christopher Coe Remix) (Christopher Coe Remix).mp3 ( 7:18)
  87. Hans Bouffmyhre - The Wasp.mp3 ( 5:22)
  88. Hanstler & Keros - The Silence.mp3 ( 6:34)
  89. Harry Romero - Roll Play.mp3 ( 6:42)
  90. Hatewax - Altered Memory.mp3 ( 7:15)
  91. Hector Couto - Clean Doubt.mp3 ( 5:49)
  92. Hermann Bravo & Deophonik - Follow The Leader.mp3 ( 6: 0)
  93. Hertz - Fro Me Back.mp3 ( 5:34)
  94. Hertz Collision - Groove Collision.mp3 ( 5:57)
  95. Hi-Lo - Brazil (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:51)
  96. Hiroaki Iizuka - Recall (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:51)
  97. holocene - Don't You Move.mp3 ( 5:35)
  98. Hutch - Who's Da Badman.mp3 ( 6:10)
  99. Hynka - Copacabana (Original mix).mp3 ( 8: 3)
  100. Hype Wave - Sus Secretos.mp3 ( 5: 7)
  101. Ignez & Rodhad & Ignez & Rodhad - VERMILLION 01 [220207.1].mp3 ( 5: 8)
  102. Ignez - Aventurine.mp3 ( 5:26)
  103. Inskape - Indeciphered I.mp3 ( 6: 2)
  104. Iur Klossther - Baracca (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:17)
  105. J.Pe Bruna & Arbea - Good Vibration (Thurman Remix).mp3 ( 5:44)
  106. Jaden Thompson - Memories.mp3 ( 7:17)
  107. Jamback - At The House.mp3 ( 5:38)
  108. James Deron - You Don't Know (Robbie Rivera Remix) (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 6:49)
  109. James Dexter - Jazzing Around.mp3 ( 6:26)
  110. Jancen - Dub Tool 1.mp3 ( 6: 0)
  111. JAVIIS - Blackbox.mp3 ( 6: 0)
  112. Jayden Goldthorpe - It Poppin (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:25)
  113. Job De Jong - Inside Man (Original Mix).mp3 ( 7: 0)
  114. Jonas Kopp - Circular Movement.mp3 ( 4:32)
  115. Jonatas C - Payback (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:12)
  116. Jorge Mattos - Samba Malandro.mp3 ( 7:18)
  117. Josh Butler & Illyus & Barrientos - Mic Rock (Harvard Bass Remix).mp3 ( 5:35)
  118. Josh Butler & Illyus & Barrientos - Mic Rock (Mike Scot Remix).mp3 ( 6: 5)
  119. Joshua Jones - Stop Me.mp3 ( 4:36)
  120. Juan Ferreyro - Babylon (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:12)
  121. Julieta Kopp - Abadia.mp3 ( 5:36)
  122. Junior Souza - For Me.mp3 ( 5:54)
  123. Karl Reyes & Enmanuel Dipuglia (DO) - Past Things.mp3 ( 6:33)
  124. Kinrade - Heights of Abraham.mp3 ( 5:58)
  125. KiRKie - Creeping (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:52)
  126. Kiz Pattison - Dark Noises In Dirty Rooms (Lee Jordan Remix).mp3 ( 8:34)
  127. Koke Musik & Padilla - We Break Your House (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:56)
  128. KOLO55 - Jeffrey.mp3 ( 6:15)
  129. Kount - Gondor (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:34)
  130. Kr!z - Tidal Wave.mp3 ( 4:57)
  131. Kyle Zuck - Am I Happy (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:24)
  132. L.B. One - Ring the Alarm (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 3: 2)
  133. Lander B - Vitore (Original Mix).mp3 ( 7:15)
  134. Laura BCR - Farewell.mp3 ( 6:56)
  135. Leandro Kolt - Baby baby.mp3 ( 4:55)
  136. Lee Pearce - Your Love (Gabriel Evoke Remix).mp3 ( 6:16)
  137. Lee Pearce - Your Love (Jose Antonio eMe Remix).mp3 ( 7:33)
  138. Lee Pearce - Your Love (Original Mix).mp3 ( 6:45)
  139. Leonardo (ITA) - Bring & Pleasure.mp3 ( 4:29)
  140. Lewis Fautzi - Density.mp3 ( 4:40)
  141. Lie2You - 303 System.mp3 ( 6:17)
  142. Lilly Palmer - Fall In Love (Extended Mix).mp3 ( 5:42)
  143. Linear System - Habitat Natural.mp3 ( 6: 5)
  144. Loco & Jam - We Touched The Sky.mp3 ( 7: 2)
  145. Louden - Body Shaker.mp3 ( 6:54)
  146. Luca Tresque - Disorder.mp3 ( 6: 3)
  147. Lucas SIlvero - Kaus Borealis (Original).mp3 ( 7:11)
  148. Ludmila Di Pasquale - I.T.A..mp3 ( 5:52)
  149. Luis Ferro - Poquito.mp3 ( 5: 1)
  150. Luis Ferro - Zero Dark (Raw Mix).mp3 ( 5:18)
  151. Luis Odem - MYPFPTTRNS I (Original Mix).mp3 ( 5:56)
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2023.05.31 19:22 M_Tootles "Cargos, Slatterns & Butchery" with Helya & Grisel (Spoilers Extended)

This post is part of a series looking at the massive amount of 'rhyming' (and occasionally rhyming) recursivity I believe exists between (a) the homecoming of Petyr Baelish to the Fingers and (b) the homecoming of Theon Greyjoy to Pyke.
While this series/post can be read simply as a study 'for its own sake' of the curious recursion between these storylines, it is my belief that the 'rhyming' explored here between the stories of Petyr and Theon exists (at least in part) to foreshadow that, like Theon, Petyr Littlefinger, is (among other things) a scion of ironborn kings, because Petyr is Hoare-ish: I.e. because Petyr's blood is (in some part) the blood of the ironborn kings of House Hoare of Orkmont and, later, Harrenhal.
You can find an index of every post I've made on the topic of a Hoare-ish Littlefinger (including every post in this sub-series) [HERE].
Even if I'm wrong about Littlefinger's lineage, the 'rhyming' recursivity between the homecomings of Theon and Petyr detailed in this series remains, and certainly merits attention.
NOTE: In what follows, all uncited quotes are from ASOS Sansa VI, which describes Petyr's homecoming to his "Drearfort" tower of the 'Smallest Finger', or ACOK Theon I, which describes Theon's homecoming to "drear" Pyke.
As in past posts, I sometimes use "→" as shorthand for "'prefigures' and/or 'informs' and/or 'is reworked by' and/or 'finds a recursive rhyme in'.
As in: ACOK Theon I → ASOS Sansa VI.
This post picks up straight-away from where Part 8 left off. You can read Part 8 [HERE].
If you want to begin at the beginning, Part 1 is [HERE].

The Myraham's Prophetic Cargo

After Theon makes port, the captain of the Myraham announces his cargo to the people on the docks of Lordport and we read about the offloading of the Myraham:
"We're out of Oldtown," the captain called down, "bearing apples and oranges, wines from the Arbor, feathers from the Summer Isles. I have pepper, woven leathers, a bolt of Myrish lace, mirrors for milady, a pair of Oldtown woodharps sweet as any you ever heard." The gangplank descended with a creak and a thud. "And I've brought your heir back to you."
Most of what we read there seems to be reworked in and around Littlefinger's homecoming in ASOS Sansa VI, when the Merling King brings the Dreadfort its heir, Littlefinger, as well as the seeming heir to Winterfell, Sansa. This begins with the Arbor wine and fruit we see off-loaded from the Merling King:
Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions. Among the loads he brought ashore were several casks of wine. Petyr poured Sansa a cup, as promised. …
… The wine was very fine; an Arbor vintage, she thought. It tasted of oak and fruit and hot summer nights, the flavors blossoming in her mouth like flowers opening to the sun. She only prayed that she could keep it down. Lord Petyr was being so kind, she did not want to spoil it all by retching on him.
… "Grisel," he called to the old woman, "bring some food up. … Oswell's brought some oranges and pomegranates from the King." …
Grisel reappeared…, balancing a large platter. … There were apples and pears and pomegranates, some sad-looking grapes, a huge blood orange.
Besides the straight repetition of Arbor wine, oranges, apples, and heirs, the repeated Oldtown motif is baldly reworked by Sansa's description of the wine, which is patently Oldtown-summer-esque, per the only substantive pre-AFFC description of Oldtown, which associates it with hot, fruity summer nights:
"King Maekar's summer was hotter than this one, and near as long. … [T]he heat was fierce while it lasted. Oldtown… came alive only by night. … I remember the smells of those nights, my lord—perfume and sweat, melons ripe to bursting, peaches and pomegranates, nightshade and moonbloom." (AGOT Eddard V)
The Myraham's "mirrors for milady" prefigure Sansa being figuratively groomed by Petyr and literally grooming herself in Petyr's Eyrie after he takes over:
When Gretchel fetched her Lysa's silvered looking glass, the color seemed just perfect with Alayne's mass of dark brown hair. (AFFC Alayne I)
The Myraham's "woodharps sweet as any you ever heard" presage Sansa being attacked by Marillion, whose "voice was strong and sweet", (AFFC Sansa I) after he sings a song (about blowjobs?) called "Milady's Supper" (supper a la the Myraham-ish fruit Sansa eats for supper when she lands) during Petyr's wedding bedding:
Lady Lysa's singer launched into a bawdy version of "Milady's Supper"….
The Myraham's "woven leathers" and "Myrish lace" are reworked into the "laces unlaced" i.e. unwoven during said wedding:
By the time they had gotten him into the tower and out of his clothes, the other women were flushed, with laces unlaced, kirtles crooked, and skirts in disarray.
That it's a "bolt of Myrish lace" is interesting: After Sansa boards the Merling King, she sees a singular "bolt" from a crossbow strike Dontos, and then two more:
Lothor Brune dipped his torch. Three men stepped to the gunwale, raised crossbows, fired. One bolt took Dontos in the chest as he looked up…. The others ripped into throat and belly. (ASOS Sansa V)
Three crossbow bolts? What does that remind us if not… a Myrish crossbow:
"The king is playing with his new crossbow," Tyrion said. Ridding himself of Joffrey had required only an ungainly Myrish crossbow that threw three quarrels at a time…. (ACOK Tyrion VI)
What about the Myraham's "pepper"? I suspect this gets box-checked first by Sansa trying not to "retch" as she is off-loaded along with the wine with which Littlefinger tries to settle her tummy, as just two chapters later peppers are tightly linked to "retching" of the sort Sansa feels like doing:
[Tyrion] found himself on his knees retching… that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers. (ASOS Tyrion X)
GRRM seems to play off the "pepper" motif in other ways, as well. Consider that the gathering to meet the Myraham and the shouted questions that prompt her captain to announce her cargo—
A handful of Lordsport merchants had gathered to meet the ship. They shouted questions as the Myraham was tying up.
—get reworked by Petyr's household all gathering "to meet" the Merling King and by their peppering one another with questions:
Servants emerged from the tower to meet them; a thin old woman and a fat middle-aged one, two ancient white-haired men, and a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye. When they recognized Lord Petyr they knelt on the rocks. "My household," he said. "I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
She's a "popper", then, in case we didn't catch that retching → peppers. (This also reworks Theon "popping one off" with the captain's daughter, who is in many ways reworked by Kella, as will be discussed below.)
… [Petyr]… gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one. "Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed. "I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. … "How long will you be in residence?"
"As short a time as possible, Bryen, have no fear. Is the place habitable just now, would you say?"
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung." Petyr turned to Sansa. "Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now. Umfred's my steward, and Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord.…"
… Petyr gestured toward the fat woman. "Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
A gathering, and questions, questions, questions, as when Theon docks.
Recall that Bryen and Umfred come from shore to offload Sansa (who's just been promised a cup of wine to help with her upset "tummy") from the Merling King's rowboat:
The two old men waded out up to their thighs to lift Sansa from the boat so she would not get her skirts wet.
This reworks the "shorehands… off-loading… casks of wine" from a Tyroshi trader docked with the Myraham—
[Theon] spied a Tyroshi trading galley off-loading…
Shorehands rolled casks of wine off the Tyroshi trader, fisherfolk cried the day's catch, children ran and played. A priest in the seawater robes of the Drowned God was leading a pair of horses along the pebbled shore, while above him a slattern leaned out a window in the inn, calling out to some passing Ibbenese sailors.
—which itself prefigures the above-quoted off-loading of the Merling King (when "Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions" including "several casks of wine", from which Petyr immediately "poured Sansa a cup, as promised").

Kella & The Slattern

What about that "slattern lean[ing] out a window" to greet "some passing… sailors" while "children ran and played"? I submit that she is one of several motifs from Theon's homecoming prefiguring Petyr's servant Kella. I'll explain.
Consider that Petyr's servant Kella has many bastards i.e. children, popping one out every few years:
"I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
We only see one; presumably the others are off somewhere, running and playing, perhaps.
Kella happily greets Petyr as he comes ashore, much as Lordsport's slattern "call[s] out to some passing Ibbenese sailors". Note that the sailors on the Merling King are likewise 'passing' — passing through:
"From here the King turns east for Braavos. Without us."
Consider most of all that Kella's something of a slattern herself: She's "not one for telling them no".
"I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
Indeed, something Lysa says pretty clearly codes Kella as a verbatim "slattern", underlining the recursion:
"How would you like to spend your life on that bleak shore, surrounded by slatterns and sheep pellets?" (ASOS Sansa VII)
So I think the vignette with the slattern and the children in Lordsport pretty plainly prefigures Kella. But I think she's prefigured by two more pieces of Theon's homecoming.

Kella & The Captain's Daughter

Keeping in mind that Kella has a bunch of bastards ("she pops one out every few years) and that she's "not one for telling them no", consider also that she is (a) literally 'with child' — or rather, with a child—
a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye
—that she's (b) "fat"—
"Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed.
—and that she's (c) coded as a bit stupid:
"Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
She had to think a moment. "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
All like Theon's "captain's daughter".
The captain's daughter is "plump", as Kella is "fat":
The girl was a shade plump for his taste…
She is likely pregnant with Theon's bastard, a la Kella the bastard-popper.
She tells Theon…
"You can put it in me again, if it please you…"
…and accedes to his request for a blowjob, so she's "not one for telling them no."
She thereby helps Theon 'pop one off', a la Kella "pop[ping] one out".
Like Kella, she seems a bit stupid:
She looked rather stupid when she smiled, but he had never required a woman to be clever.
The stupid girl did not seem to be listening.
She… learned quickly for such a stupid girl….
She looked at him stupidly, so he left her there.
And finally, she offers to work in Theon's castle—
I'd work in your castle, milord.
—just as Kella works for Petyr.

Kella: The Spreading Patch of the Smallest Finger?

Besides the "slattern" and the captain's daughter, I suspect Kella may also riff on — of all things — the "spreading patches" of "lichen" on "wet" Pyke as Theon sails by:
[Pyke was] wet by the same salt waves, festooned with the same spreading patches of dark green lichen, speckled by the droppings of the same seabirds.
Get it? A spreading 'patch'? In combination with "lichen" a la "licking" and Pyke being "wet"? And not just wet, but "wet by… salt waves", when as we know from the captain's daughter, semen tastes "salty", "like the sea". It's like Pyke is being described as a turned-on "slattern" with her legs spread.
A Hoare, we might say.
This connects to Kella, specifically because of her name: Kella is a near anagram for "kale", a dark green plant, like the "dark green lichen".
Actually, the name Kella may have anothere precursor in Theon's story: "Qalen", the maester Theon asks Helya about upon his arrival at Pyke:
"And what of Maester Qalen, where is he?"
Qalen would be pronounced Kalen. Qalen → Kalen → Kale → Kela → Kella. Anyway…

Grisel & The Captain's Daughter

Something similar is going on with Petyr's servant Grisel, the "thin old woman" who was his wet nurse but who "keeps [his] castle now":
"Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now.
Grisel is similarly prefigured by two people from Theon's homecoming, including first the captain's daughter who wants to work in Theon's castle as Grisel works in Petyr's "castle".
Consider first that Grisel, like the captain's daughter, seems slightly stupid (but eager to please), as she fails to grasp Petyr's sarcasm and takes his derisive joke about gulls' eggs and seaweed soup as an order:
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home. When I break my fast on gulls' eggs and seaweed soup, I'll be certain of it."
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face.
Then there is the captain daughter's resume:
"I'd work in your castle, milord. I can clean fish and bake bread and churn butter. Father says my peppercrab stew is the best he's ever tasted. You could find me a place in your kitchens and I could make you peppercrab stew."
This surely prefigures what we're told about Grisel making a sea-based soup of her own (i.e. the just mentioned "seaweed soup"), baking bread, and churning butter for Petyr:
Grisel reappeared before he could say more, balancing a large platter. She set it down between them. … The old woman had brought a round of bread as well, and a crock of butter.
Grisel climbed up to the bedchamber to serve the lord and lady a tray of morning bread, with butter, honey, fruit, and cream.
Where Grisel used to be Petyr's wet nurse, Theon suckles the captain daughter's nipple as if she's a wet nurse:
Theon's finger circled one heavy teat, spiraling in toward the fat brown nipple. … He took her nipple in his mouth….
"You can put it in me again, if it please you," she whispered in his ear as he sucked.
And finally, where Theon kisses the captain's daughter on the ear—
[Theon] drew the captain's daughter close and kissed her on her ear.
—Littlefinger kisses Grisel on the cheek:
Oswell and Lothor splashed their way ashore, as did Littlefinger himself. He gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one.

Helya & Grisel (& Gretchel)

Grisel also rhymes with and reworks Helya, who keeps Balon's castle:
A bentback old crone in a shapeless grey dress approached him warily. "M'lord, I am sent to show you to chambers."
"And who are you?"
"Helya, who keeps this castle for your lord father."
Get it? "Helya and Grisel", a la "Hansel and Gretel".
(Gretel is a variant of "Greta". "Grisel" sounds like gristle, whereas in Hansel and Gretel the witch is trying to fatten Hansel up — she don't want no stringy meat! Note the thematic symmetry as well: By treating Hansel kindly and feeding him delicious treats, the witch is essentially "grooming" him for her own benefit/consumption, as Theon and Petyr groom the captain's daughter and Sansa, respectively, for their own benefit. Finally, note that "pebbles" are a key motif in Hansel and Gretel, prefiguring the proliferation of "pebbles" on Pyke, the 'rhyming' "pellets" on Petyr's Finger, and the isle of "Pebble" that leads to Petyr's Finger.)
The two "old" castle keepers neatly invert one another. Consider Grisel's comments about the old rushes and fire in Petyr's tower:
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung."
That's a recursive reversal of Helya's (lack of) preparation for Theon's visit: Where Grisel has a fire going even though she didn't know Petyr was coming, and where she proactively apologizes for not changing the rushes, telling him "we would have laid down fresh rushes… if we knew you were coming", Helya neither lit a fire nor changed the heavily foregrounded "old and brittle" rushes in the rooms Theon is given—
"I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. "See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
—despite having ample forewarning of his coming:
It was not as though they had no word of his arrival. Robb had sent ravens from Riverrun, and… Jason Mallister had sent his own birds to Pyke….
The joke is underlined by the introduction of "Gretchel" — Gretel with a borrowed H from Helya/Hansel — who fetches washbasins of water (which, see below), "la[ys] a fire in the hearth" and "tend[s] to the fire", brings food and discusses food storage in Petyr's Eyrie in AFFC Sansa I & Alayne I. (In other words, she 'keeps his castle.')

'Rhyming' Interiors

That's just the beginning of the reversals in the many recursions between Theon's lodgings at Pyke and Sansa's in the Drearfort.
Where Helya leads Theon to his rooms on his orders—
"Show me to my chambers, woman," he commanded. Bowing stiffly, [Helya] led him across the headland to the bridge. …
Whenever he'd imagined his homecoming, he had always pictured himself returning to the snug bedchamber in the Sea Tower, where he'd slept as a child. Instead the old woman led him to the Bloody Keep.
—it's Petyr who leads the way into his tower, casually inviting Grisel (and everyone else) to follow him:
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face. "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." He led them up the strand…
Petyr jokes about his hall being "dreary", and perhaps it is, but while it's "small" and "even smaller" within, his tower is also home to his servants, and hence very well lived-in.
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs. Above that was a modest hall, and higher still the bedchamber.
(Note that the "mastiff", which we see as Petyr leads Grisel in, recalls Helya bowing "stiffly" before leading Theon to his rooms.)
This sharply reverses the situation Theon finds at Pyke, when he's deposited not in a single room shared by a bunch of people who've lived in it forever and warmed by a hearth with a burning fire, a la Sansa, nor in the "snug bedchamber" in the Sea Tower he'd anticipated (which sounds like Littlefinger's little "tower" by the sea), but in the Bloody Keep, in a whole-ass "suite" of large but "chilly", even "cold" rooms with incredibly high ceilings — rooms which haven't even been opened, much less lived-in, for "years", and which are the very definition of "dreary":
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp. Theon was given a suite of chilly rooms with ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom. [Omitted but see below.]
[Omitted but see below.] It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste. The wall hangings were green with mildew, the mattress musty-smelling and sagging, the rushes old and brittle. Years had come and gone since these chambers had last been opened. The damp went bone deep. "I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
A ton of the motifs here (including the omitted stuff, which I'll return to) get recycled and reworked in Petyr's tower.
Most obviously, Theon's request for hot water prefigures Sansa's request for a hot bath:
"Might I have a hot bath as well?" asked Sansa.
"I'll have Kella draw some water, m'lady."
Note that Kella fulfills the request, not Grisel. This 'fits', as it's not Helya who brings Theon's water, but "two thralls".
Note also that Sansa requests her bath after thinking…
She desperately needed a bath and a change of clothes.
…whereas Theon changes his clothes immediately after the quoted passages.
Slightly less obviously, the "wall hangings [that] were green with mildew" are reworked by Petyr's own green 'wall hanging': his grandfather's shield, which is painted with a "light green field" and which "hung… above the hearth". The "mildew" is reworked by the fact that the paint is "cracked and flaking" i.e. flawed. And maybe also by the "light green field", since a field grows crops which get milled and which get dewy.

Brittle Bryen's Brigantine, Brindled Mastiff, & Old Blind Dog

As mentioned, the motif of unchanged rushes from Theon's homecoming recurs when Petyr comes home. But Petyr's homecoming also lexically riffs on Theon's rushes being quote-unquote "old and brittle" by giving us Bryen in "brigantine" who is very "old" but not, seemingly, brittle, as he still walks watches, not with his "old blind dog", but with a "brindled mastiff":
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. He looked to be at least eighty, but he wore a studded brigantine and a longsword at his side. …
"Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord. You said you'd be getting some more men too, but you never did. Me and the dogs stand all the watches."
Sansa found Bryen's old blind dog in her little alcove beneath the steps…
The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Is the brindled dog a "mastiff" 'only' a wink at Theon going mast-stiff for Asha? (See Part 4.) Maybe. But it's worth mentioning that when Theon is first being stirred by Pyke's banner and it's being battered about like the shield we see in the Drearfort three sentences after the mastiff, it's also (a) flying from a very stiff "mast" and (b) juxtaposed with a very large 'dog' of sorts:
The banner streamed from an iron mast, shivering and twisting as the wind gusted like a bird struggling to take flight. And here at least the direwolf of Stark did not fly above, casting its shadow down upon the Greyjoy kraken.

Musty Old Mattresses

The old, "musty-smelling and sagging" mattress (in the chamber that has just been re-opened after long periods of being closed and uninhabited) from Theon's homecoming is answered in Petyr's homecomiong by Lysa, who arrives a few pages later in the chapter, eager to finally have sex again with Petyr. "Mattress" is slang for a sexually available woman (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mattress) and Lysa sags—
Lady Lysa was two years younger than Mother, but this woman looked ten years older. Thick auburn tresses fell down past her waist, but beneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged.
—and smells stale. (Note that Lysa is on a mattress here.)
Her aunt was drenched in sweet scent, though under that was a sour milky smell. Her cheek tasted of paint and powder.
Lysa's "cheek tast[ing] of paint and powder" riffs on the line about Theon's "distaste" and "fear of ghosts":
It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste.
The distaste wordplay is obvious: Lysa tastes bad. As for the "fear of ghosts", Lysa (whom Sansa fears) being covered in "powder" reminds us of Sansa being afraid of a "spirit" covered in powdery flour:
When the spirit stepped out of the open tomb, pale white and moaning for blood, Sansa ran shrieking for the stairs…. Arya stood her ground and gave the spirit a punch. It was only Jon, covered with flour. (AGOT Arya IV)
This line—
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp.
—is reworked by Lysa as well, who is big and well-dressed ("better furnished", so to speak)—
[B]eneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged. Her face was pink and painted, her breasts heavy, her limbs thick. She was taller than Littlefinger, and heavier; nor did she show any grace in the clumsy way she climbed down off her horse.
—but cold to Sansa and horny/wet/"damp" for Petyr.
Given that Theon's rooms are in several ways like Lysa (newly 'open for business' after a long period of being closed and untouched by men, etc.), and pronouncing aunt like antler, we also might say that where the Lysa-like rooms are "cold" and "damp", Lysa herself is Sansa's "cold" aunt. Rhyming 'rhyming'.
That "years had come and gone since" the room with the Lysa-like mattress "had last been opened" is reworked not just by Lysa getting laid, but textually when Sansa is told Lysa is coming to the Drearfort (where she is 're-opened', so to speak):
It had been years since Sansa last saw her mother's sister…"
I wonder whether Lysa crying and speaking to Sansa of being "bound by blood" to her—
Tears welled suddenly in Lady Lysa's eyes. "We are women alone now, you and I. Are you afraid, child? Be brave. I would never turn away Cat's daughter. We are bound by blood."
—might not be in part a play on the fact that "the damp went bone deep" in the Bloody Keep. By saying that, Sansa's damp (i.e. crying) aunt "went bone deep", so to speak. (If you're "bound by blood" to someone, you have a "bone deep" bond with them. Also, bone → bound wordplay?)

Braziers → Bracing?

Did Theon's attempt to drive away "the chill" and damp of the salty sea air of Pyke using "braziers"—
See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill.
—inform (via wordplay: braziers → bracing) Petyr's line when the Merling King pulls up to the Drearfort?
Lord Petyr came up beside her, cheerful as ever. "Good morrow. The salt air is bracing, don't you think? It always sharpens my appetite."
And/or is that "sharpening" motif a recursion of Theon sharpening his dirk immediately after said braziers are lit?
After some time, they brought the hot water he had asked for. … While two thralls lit his braziers, Theon stripped off his travel-stained clothing and dressed to meet his father. … He hung a dirk at one hip and a longsword at the other…. Drawing the dirk, he … pulled a whetstone from his belt pouch, and gave it a few licks. He prided himself on keeping his weapons sharp.

Gods Be Good!

The motifs of Theon yelling "gods be good" at his servant and of "ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom" are recursively reworked when Lysa summons Sansa (like a servant) to speak with her the morning after she weds Petyr. Sansa responds to the summons by thinking, verbatim, "gods be good", and is then told they'll be heading to the Eyrie, which we know is "so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds", i.e. it has parapets 'so high that they were lost in the clouds':
Lady Lysa was still abed [like a good mattress!], but Lord Petyr was up and dressed. "Your aunt wishes to speak with you," he told Sansa, as he pulled on a boot. "I've told her who you are."
Gods be good. "I . . . I thank you, my lord."
Petyr yanked on the other boot. "I've had about as much home as I can stomach. We'll leave for the Eyrie this afternoon."
Seven towers, Ned had told her, like white daggers thrust into the belly of the sky, so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds. (AGOT Catelyn VI)
The notion of a "ceiling" so high it is lost in gloom is perhaps also reworked by the story Lysa tells Sansa about Petyr's "rise" to power: She says she "always knew how high [Petyr would] rise", and it's my belief that said rise has likely seen him 'lost', spiritually, in 'darkness'. (Note that ceilings are a frequently invoked metaphor when talking about climbing the corporate ladder.)
"Half his teeth were gone, and his breath smelled like bad cheese. I cannot abide a man with foul breath. Petyr's breath is always fresh . . . he was the first man I ever kissed, you know. My father said he was too lowborn, but I knew how high he'd rise. Jon gave him the customs for Gulltown to please me, but when he increased the incomes tenfold my lord husband saw how clever he was and gave him other appointments, even brought him to King's Landing to be master of coin. That was hard, to see him every day and still be wed to that old cold man.
(Recall that the motif of bad/fresh breath there reworks the "winey stench of the old man's [Sylas Sourmouth's] breath", which Theon thinks about roughly ¼ page prior to being shown his suite in the Bloody Keep.)

Butchered Sons & Brothers

Lysa continues to rant:
"Jon did his duty in the bedchamber, but he could no more give me pleasure than he could give me children. His seed was old and weak. All my babies died but Robert, three girls and two boys. All my sweet little babies dead, and that old man just went on and on with his stinking breath. So you see, I have suffered too." Lady Lysa sniffed. "You do know that your poor mother is dead?"
"Tyrion told me," said Sansa. "He said the Freys murdered her at The Twins, with Robb."
Those references to (a) a bunch of dead "babies", including two brothers, one of which was "murdered" when Lysa's father, Hoster Tully, who ruled the Riverlands, betrayed Lysa's trust; and to (b) foul smelling breath, a la Sylas, and finally to (c) the Red Wedding — a bloody betrayal of Sansa's brother, who was King of the Riverlands — particularly (per Sansa saying "Tyrion told me") as it's described by Tyrion—
Sansa did not need to hear how her brother's body had been hacked and mutilated, he decided; nor how her mother's corpse had been dumped naked into the Green Fork in a savage mockery of House Tully's funeral customs. (ASOS Tyrion VII)
—are one of the ways ASOS Sansa VI rejiggers the part of Theon's description of his Bloody Keep suite I "[omitted]" earlier, which entails betrayals, murdered brothers, a River King, slaughter, and bodies "hacked to bits".
[Theon] might have been more impressed if he had not known that these were the very chambers that had given the Bloody Keep its name. A thousand years before, the sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
But Greyjoys were not murdered in Pyke except once in a great while by their brothers, and his brothers were both dead.
Lysa's speech with its reference to her abortion and to the Red Wedding (and to stink-breath like Sylas's) isn't the only (or even the main) way Petyr's homecoming chapter refracts those images from Theon's homecoming, though.
Littlefinger is himself a kind of River King (as Lord Paramount of the Trident), right? And note that we read all about his "slaughtered" "sons" just before he enters the tower, wherein we then see the foul betrayers who murdered their 'brothers'. I'm talking, of course, about his sheep and his sheepdogs:
"How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
… "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home.…" … "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." … A handful of sheep were wandering about the base of the flint tower…. …
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Note the kitchen, recalling that the Bloody Keep is paired with the Kitchen Keep as Theon first gazes on Pyke:
Farther out were the Kitchen Keep and the Bloody Keep, each on its own island.
Note, too, that the sheep are coded as Petyr's "sons", in a way (a la the "slaughtered… sons of the River King" Theon remembers in his Bloody Tower rooms), and not just because he owns them. He says that Kella has lots of bastards and that she minds his sheep, right? And what else does he say of Kella, in jest? That she 'is' the "mother" of his "daughter," "Alayne Stone":
"Alayne . . . Stone, would it be?" When he nodded, she said, "But who is my mother?"
"Kella?"
"Please no," she said, mortified.
"I was teasing.
The joke foregrounds the notion of Petyr as the father of Kella's children. And while she supposedly has a bunch of bastards, we don't see them. We just see the one girl with the livestock-evoking eye with a sty. It's almost like the sheep she looks after are her children. And thus like Petyr is their father.
(Note the word "mortified". This points straight back to Theon in his Bloody Tower for two reasons: First, greyscale, which mortifies the flesh, killed Balon's brother Harlon, who died "in a windowless tower room" at Pyke. Second: Theon will, in his next chapter, be truly mortified by the realization that "Esgred" is his sister Asha, where that masquerade in turn prefigures Sansa masquerading as Alayne.)
So the "cold" Bloody Keep with its partner the Kitchen Keep and its story of a "slaughter", betrayal, brother killing brother, a River King's sons' bodies "hacked to bits in their beds" — all these motifs are reworked by Kella's account of one of Lord Paramount Petyr's sheep-'sons' being killed by its lexicial 'brothers', the very "sheep-dogs" who were supposed to guard it, and of other sheep-'sons' being verbatim "butchered", i.e. slaughtered on a killing bed and in the process surely hacked into pieces that were then preserved against spoilage for future consumption, such that the resulting "cold salt mutton" could be used as travel rations. Which jibes with Theon's language, creatively interpreted:
[T]he sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
(They were slaughtered and hacked to bits only so as to properly preserve them against spoilage during their upcoming journey "back to their father on the mainland", you see!)

Theon's Honor Guard

The conditions in Theon's rooms are consistent with the cold welcome he receives, both from Aeron—
The priest's manner was chilly, most unlike the man Theon remembered.
—and Balon—
Theon pulled off his gloves. "… Why is my father not here to greet me?"
"He awaits you in the Sea Tower, m'lord. When you are rested from your trip."
And I thought Ned Stark cold.
—and they're thus part of a broad yin/yang 'rhyme' with Petyr's initial homecoming, which is warm and welcoming and full of familiar faces, whereas Theon knows no one, such that he thinks:
It is as if I were a stranger here….
The reversal is wryly underlined when Petyr is greeted at the shore by his "captain of the guards", Bryen:
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man.
Thus Petyr ironically gets the "honor guard" welcome Theon hoped he'd get on his arrival 'home':
[Theon] saw… no honor guard waiting to escort him from Lordsport to Pyke, only smallfolk going about their small business.
Notice that where no one stops what they're doing for Theon, everyone stops when Petyr arrives. And of course, everyone in his household recognizes him, whereas no one recognizes Theon. Which is telling, because in a deep sense, that's all Theon really wants, deep down: a little recognition.
Littlefinger has it… but it's not enough.

(SUB)SERIES CONCLUDES IN PART 10: Oswell & Aeron; Lothar & Dagmer; The Closing Twist

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2023.05.31 19:20 M_Tootles "Cargos, Slatterns & Butchery" with Helya & Grisel. (Spoilers TWOW)

This post is part of a series looking at the massive amount of 'rhyming' (and occasionally rhyming) recursivity I believe exists between (a) the homecoming of Petyr Baelish to the Fingers and (b) the homecoming of Theon Greyjoy to Pyke.
While this series/post can be read simply as a study 'for its own sake' of the curious recursion between these storylines, it is my belief that the 'rhyming' explored here between the stories of Petyr and Theon exists (at least in part) to foreshadow that, like Theon, Petyr Littlefinger, is (among other things) a scion of ironborn kings, because Petyr is Hoare-ish: I.e. because Petyr's blood is (in some part) the blood of the ironborn kings of House Hoare of Orkmont and, later, Harrenhal.
You can find an index of every post I've made on the topic of a Hoare-ish Littlefinger (including every post in this sub-series) [HERE].
Even if I'm wrong about Littlefinger's lineage, the 'rhyming' recursivity between the homecomings of Theon and Petyr detailed in this series remains, and certainly merits attention.
NOTE: In what follows, all uncited quotes are from ASOS Sansa VI, which describes Petyr's homecoming to his "Drearfort" tower of the 'Smallest Finger', or ACOK Theon I, which describes Theon's homecoming to "drear" Pyke.
As in past posts, I sometimes use "→" as shorthand for "'prefigures' and/or 'informs' and/or 'is reworked by' and/or 'finds a recursive rhyme in'.
As in: ACOK Theon I → ASOS Sansa VI.
This post picks up straight-away from where Part 8 left off. You can read Part 8 [HERE].
If you want to begin at the beginning, Part 1 is [HERE].

The Myraham's Prophetic Cargo

After Theon makes port, the captain of the Myraham announces his cargo to the people on the docks of Lordport and we read about the offloading of the Myraham:
"We're out of Oldtown," the captain called down, "bearing apples and oranges, wines from the Arbor, feathers from the Summer Isles. I have pepper, woven leathers, a bolt of Myrish lace, mirrors for milady, a pair of Oldtown woodharps sweet as any you ever heard." The gangplank descended with a creak and a thud. "And I've brought your heir back to you."
Most of what we read there seems to be reworked in and around Littlefinger's homecoming in ASOS Sansa VI, when the Merling King brings the Dreadfort its heir, Littlefinger, as well as the seeming heir to Winterfell, Sansa. This begins with the Arbor wine and fruit we see off-loaded from the Merling King:
Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions. Among the loads he brought ashore were several casks of wine. Petyr poured Sansa a cup, as promised. …
… The wine was very fine; an Arbor vintage, she thought. It tasted of oak and fruit and hot summer nights, the flavors blossoming in her mouth like flowers opening to the sun. She only prayed that she could keep it down. Lord Petyr was being so kind, she did not want to spoil it all by retching on him.
… "Grisel," he called to the old woman, "bring some food up. … Oswell's brought some oranges and pomegranates from the King." …
Grisel reappeared…, balancing a large platter. … There were apples and pears and pomegranates, some sad-looking grapes, a huge blood orange.
Besides the straight repetition of Arbor wine, oranges, apples, and heirs, the repeated Oldtown motif is baldly reworked by Sansa's description of the wine, which is patently Oldtown-summer-esque, per the only substantive pre-AFFC description of Oldtown, which associates it with hot, fruity summer nights:
"King Maekar's summer was hotter than this one, and near as long. … [T]he heat was fierce while it lasted. Oldtown… came alive only by night. … I remember the smells of those nights, my lord—perfume and sweat, melons ripe to bursting, peaches and pomegranates, nightshade and moonbloom." (AGOT Eddard V)
The Myraham's "mirrors for milady" prefigure Sansa being figuratively groomed by Petyr and literally grooming herself in Petyr's Eyrie after he takes over:
When Gretchel fetched her Lysa's silvered looking glass, the color seemed just perfect with Alayne's mass of dark brown hair. (AFFC Alayne I)
The Myraham's "woodharps sweet as any you ever heard" presage Sansa being attacked by Marillion, whose "voice was strong and sweet", (AFFC Sansa I) after he sings a song (about blowjobs?) called "Milady's Supper" (supper a la the Myraham-ish fruit Sansa eats for supper when she lands) during Petyr's wedding bedding:
Lady Lysa's singer launched into a bawdy version of "Milady's Supper"….
The Myraham's "woven leathers" and "Myrish lace" are reworked into the "laces unlaced" i.e. unwoven during said wedding:
By the time they had gotten him into the tower and out of his clothes, the other women were flushed, with laces unlaced, kirtles crooked, and skirts in disarray.
That it's a "bolt of Myrish lace" is interesting: After Sansa boards the Merling King, she sees a singular "bolt" from a crossbow strike Dontos, and then two more:
Lothor Brune dipped his torch. Three men stepped to the gunwale, raised crossbows, fired. One bolt took Dontos in the chest as he looked up…. The others ripped into throat and belly. (ASOS Sansa V)
Three crossbow bolts? What does that remind us if not… a Myrish crossbow:
"The king is playing with his new crossbow," Tyrion said. Ridding himself of Joffrey had required only an ungainly Myrish crossbow that threw three quarrels at a time…. (ACOK Tyrion VI)
What about the Myraham's "pepper"? I suspect this gets box-checked first by Sansa trying not to "retch" as she is off-loaded along with the wine with which Littlefinger tries to settle her tummy, as just two chapters later peppers are tightly linked to "retching" of the sort Sansa feels like doing:
[Tyrion] found himself on his knees retching… that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers. (ASOS Tyrion X)
GRRM seems to play off the "pepper" motif in other ways, as well. Consider that the gathering to meet the Myraham and the shouted questions that prompt her captain to announce her cargo—
A handful of Lordsport merchants had gathered to meet the ship. They shouted questions as the Myraham was tying up.
—get reworked by Petyr's household all gathering "to meet" the Merling King and by their peppering one another with questions:
Servants emerged from the tower to meet them; a thin old woman and a fat middle-aged one, two ancient white-haired men, and a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye. When they recognized Lord Petyr they knelt on the rocks. "My household," he said. "I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
She's a "popper", then, in case we didn't catch that retching → peppers. (This also reworks Theon "popping one off" with the captain's daughter, who is in many ways reworked by Kella, as will be discussed below.)
… [Petyr]… gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one. "Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed. "I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. … "How long will you be in residence?"
"As short a time as possible, Bryen, have no fear. Is the place habitable just now, would you say?"
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung." Petyr turned to Sansa. "Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now. Umfred's my steward, and Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord.…"
… Petyr gestured toward the fat woman. "Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
A gathering, and questions, questions, questions, as when Theon docks.
Recall that Bryen and Umfred come from shore to offload Sansa (who's just been promised a cup of wine to help with her upset "tummy") from the Merling King's rowboat:
The two old men waded out up to their thighs to lift Sansa from the boat so she would not get her skirts wet.
This reworks the "shorehands… off-loading… casks of wine" from a Tyroshi trader docked with the Myraham—
[Theon] spied a Tyroshi trading galley off-loading…
Shorehands rolled casks of wine off the Tyroshi trader, fisherfolk cried the day's catch, children ran and played. A priest in the seawater robes of the Drowned God was leading a pair of horses along the pebbled shore, while above him a slattern leaned out a window in the inn, calling out to some passing Ibbenese sailors.
—which itself prefigures the above-quoted off-loading of the Merling King (when "Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions" including "several casks of wine", from which Petyr immediately "poured Sansa a cup, as promised").

Kella & The Slattern

What about that "slattern lean[ing] out a window" to greet "some passing… sailors" while "children ran and played"? I submit that she is one of several motifs from Theon's homecoming prefiguring Petyr's servant Kella. I'll explain.
Consider that Petyr's servant Kella has many bastards i.e. children, popping one out every few years:
"I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
We only see one; presumably the others are off somewhere, running and playing, perhaps.
Kella happily greets Petyr as he comes ashore, much as Lordsport's slattern "call[s] out to some passing Ibbenese sailors". Note that the sailors on the Merling King are likewise 'passing' — passing through:
"From here the King turns east for Braavos. Without us."
Consider most of all that Kella's something of a slattern herself: She's "not one for telling them no".
"I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
Indeed, something Lysa says pretty clearly codes Kella as a verbatim "slattern", underlining the recursion:
"How would you like to spend your life on that bleak shore, surrounded by slatterns and sheep pellets?" (ASOS Sansa VII)
So I think the vignette with the slattern and the children in Lordsport pretty plainly prefigures Kella. But I think she's prefigured by two more pieces of Theon's homecoming.

Kella & The Captain's Daughter

Keeping in mind that Kella has a bunch of bastards ("she pops one out every few years) and that she's "not one for telling them no", consider also that she is (a) literally 'with child' — or rather, with a child—
a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye
—that she's (b) "fat"—
"Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed.
—and that she's (c) coded as a bit stupid:
"Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
She had to think a moment. "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
All like Theon's "captain's daughter".
The captain's daughter is "plump", as Kella is "fat":
The girl was a shade plump for his taste…
She is likely pregnant with Theon's bastard, a la Kella the bastard-popper.
She tells Theon…
"You can put it in me again, if it please you…"
…and accedes to his request for a blowjob, so she's "not one for telling them no."
She thereby helps Theon 'pop one off', a la Kella "pop[ping] one out".
Like Kella, she seems a bit stupid:
She looked rather stupid when she smiled, but he had never required a woman to be clever.
The stupid girl did not seem to be listening.
She… learned quickly for such a stupid girl….
She looked at him stupidly, so he left her there.
And finally, she offers to work in Theon's castle—
I'd work in your castle, milord.
—just as Kella works for Petyr.

Kella: The Spreading Patch of the Smallest Finger?

Besides the "slattern" and the captain's daughter, I suspect Kella may also riff on — of all things — the "spreading patches" of "lichen" on "wet" Pyke as Theon sails by:
[Pyke was] wet by the same salt waves, festooned with the same spreading patches of dark green lichen, speckled by the droppings of the same seabirds.
Get it? A spreading 'patch'? In combination with "lichen" a la "licking" and Pyke being "wet"? And not just wet, but "wet by… salt waves", when as we know from the captain's daughter, semen tastes "salty", "like the sea". It's like Pyke is being described as a turned-on "slattern" with her legs spread.
A Hoare, we might say.
This connects to Kella, specifically because of her name: Kella is a near anagram for "kale", a dark green plant, like the "dark green lichen".
Actually, the name Kella may have anothere precursor in Theon's story: "Qalen", the maester Theon asks Helya about upon his arrival at Pyke:
"And what of Maester Qalen, where is he?"
Qalen would be pronounced Kalen. Qalen → Kalen → Kale → Kela → Kella. Anyway…

Grisel & The Captain's Daughter

Something similar is going on with Petyr's servant Grisel, the "thin old woman" who was his wet nurse but who "keeps [his] castle now":
"Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now.
Grisel is similarly prefigured by two people from Theon's homecoming, including first the captain's daughter who wants to work in Theon's castle as Grisel works in Petyr's "castle".
Consider first that Grisel, like the captain's daughter, seems slightly stupid (but eager to please), as she fails to grasp Petyr's sarcasm and takes his derisive joke about gulls' eggs and seaweed soup as an order:
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home. When I break my fast on gulls' eggs and seaweed soup, I'll be certain of it."
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face.
Then there is the captain daughter's resume:
"I'd work in your castle, milord. I can clean fish and bake bread and churn butter. Father says my peppercrab stew is the best he's ever tasted. You could find me a place in your kitchens and I could make you peppercrab stew."
This surely prefigures what we're told about Grisel making a sea-based soup of her own (i.e. the just mentioned "seaweed soup"), baking bread, and churning butter for Petyr:
Grisel reappeared before he could say more, balancing a large platter. She set it down between them. … The old woman had brought a round of bread as well, and a crock of butter.
Grisel climbed up to the bedchamber to serve the lord and lady a tray of morning bread, with butter, honey, fruit, and cream.
Where Grisel used to be Petyr's wet nurse, Theon suckles the captain daughter's nipple as if she's a wet nurse:
Theon's finger circled one heavy teat, spiraling in toward the fat brown nipple. … He took her nipple in his mouth….
"You can put it in me again, if it please you," she whispered in his ear as he sucked.
And finally, where Theon kisses the captain's daughter on the ear—
[Theon] drew the captain's daughter close and kissed her on her ear.
—Littlefinger kisses Grisel on the cheek:
Oswell and Lothor splashed their way ashore, as did Littlefinger himself. He gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one.

Helya & Grisel (& Gretchel)

Grisel also rhymes with and reworks Helya, who keeps Balon's castle:
A bentback old crone in a shapeless grey dress approached him warily. "M'lord, I am sent to show you to chambers."
"And who are you?"
"Helya, who keeps this castle for your lord father."
Get it? "Helya and Grisel", a la "Hansel and Gretel".
(Gretel is a variant of "Greta". "Grisel" sounds like gristle, whereas in Hansel and Gretel the witch is trying to fatten Hansel up — she don't want no stringy meat! Note the thematic symmetry as well: By treating Hansel kindly and feeding him delicious treats, the witch is essentially "grooming" him for her own benefit/consumption, as Theon and Petyr groom the captain's daughter and Sansa, respectively, for their own benefit. Finally, note that "pebbles" are a key motif in Hansel and Gretel, prefiguring the proliferation of "pebbles" on Pyke, the 'rhyming' "pellets" on Petyr's Finger, and the isle of "Pebble" that leads to Petyr's Finger.)
The two "old" castle keepers neatly invert one another. Consider Grisel's comments about the old rushes and fire in Petyr's tower:
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung."
That's a recursive reversal of Helya's (lack of) preparation for Theon's visit: Where Grisel has a fire going even though she didn't know Petyr was coming, and where she proactively apologizes for not changing the rushes, telling him "we would have laid down fresh rushes… if we knew you were coming", Helya neither lit a fire nor changed the heavily foregrounded "old and brittle" rushes in the rooms Theon is given—
"I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. "See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
—despite having ample forewarning of his coming:
It was not as though they had no word of his arrival. Robb had sent ravens from Riverrun, and… Jason Mallister had sent his own birds to Pyke….
The joke is underlined by the introduction of "Gretchel" — Gretel with a borrowed H from Helya/Hansel — who fetches washbasins of water (which, see below), "la[ys] a fire in the hearth" and "tend[s] to the fire", brings food and discusses food storage in Petyr's Eyrie in AFFC Sansa I & Alayne I. (In other words, she 'keeps his castle.')

'Rhyming' Interiors

That's just the beginning of the reversals in the many recursions between Theon's lodgings at Pyke and Sansa's in the Drearfort.
Where Helya leads Theon to his rooms on his orders—
"Show me to my chambers, woman," he commanded. Bowing stiffly, [Helya] led him across the headland to the bridge. …
Whenever he'd imagined his homecoming, he had always pictured himself returning to the snug bedchamber in the Sea Tower, where he'd slept as a child. Instead the old woman led him to the Bloody Keep.
—it's Petyr who leads the way into his tower, casually inviting Grisel (and everyone else) to follow him:
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face. "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." He led them up the strand…
Petyr jokes about his hall being "dreary", and perhaps it is, but while it's "small" and "even smaller" within, his tower is also home to his servants, and hence very well lived-in.
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs. Above that was a modest hall, and higher still the bedchamber.
(Note that the "mastiff", which we see as Petyr leads Grisel in, recalls Helya bowing "stiffly" before leading Theon to his rooms.)
This sharply reverses the situation Theon finds at Pyke, when he's deposited not in a single room shared by a bunch of people who've lived in it forever and warmed by a hearth with a burning fire, a la Sansa, nor in the "snug bedchamber" in the Sea Tower he'd anticipated (which sounds like Littlefinger's little "tower" by the sea), but in the Bloody Keep, in a whole-ass "suite" of large but "chilly", even "cold" rooms with incredibly high ceilings — rooms which haven't even been opened, much less lived-in, for "years", and which are the very definition of "dreary":
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp. Theon was given a suite of chilly rooms with ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom. [Omitted but see below.]
[Omitted but see below.] It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste. The wall hangings were green with mildew, the mattress musty-smelling and sagging, the rushes old and brittle. Years had come and gone since these chambers had last been opened. The damp went bone deep. "I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
A ton of the motifs here (including the omitted stuff, which I'll return to) get recycled and reworked in Petyr's tower.
Most obviously, Theon's request for hot water prefigures Sansa's request for a hot bath:
"Might I have a hot bath as well?" asked Sansa.
"I'll have Kella draw some water, m'lady."
Note that Kella fulfills the request, not Grisel. This 'fits', as it's not Helya who brings Theon's water, but "two thralls".
Note also that Sansa requests her bath after thinking…
She desperately needed a bath and a change of clothes.
…whereas Theon changes his clothes immediately after the quoted passages.
Slightly less obviously, the "wall hangings [that] were green with mildew" are reworked by Petyr's own green 'wall hanging': his grandfather's shield, which is painted with a "light green field" and which "hung… above the hearth". The "mildew" is reworked by the fact that the paint is "cracked and flaking" i.e. flawed. And maybe also by the "light green field", since a field grows crops which get milled and which get dewy.

Brittle Bryen's Brigantine, Brindled Mastiff, & Old Blind Dog

As mentioned, the motif of unchanged rushes from Theon's homecoming recurs when Petyr comes home. But Petyr's homecoming also lexically riffs on Theon's rushes being quote-unquote "old and brittle" by giving us Bryen in "brigantine" who is very "old" but not, seemingly, brittle, as he still walks watches, not with his "old blind dog", but with a "brindled mastiff":
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. He looked to be at least eighty, but he wore a studded brigantine and a longsword at his side. …
"Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord. You said you'd be getting some more men too, but you never did. Me and the dogs stand all the watches."
Sansa found Bryen's old blind dog in her little alcove beneath the steps…
The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Is the brindled dog a "mastiff" 'only' a wink at Theon going mast-stiff for Asha? (See Part 4.) Maybe. But it's worth mentioning that when Theon is first being stirred by Pyke's banner and it's being battered about like the shield we see in the Drearfort three sentences after the mastiff, it's also (a) flying from a very stiff "mast" and (b) juxtaposed with a very large 'dog' of sorts:
The banner streamed from an iron mast, shivering and twisting as the wind gusted like a bird struggling to take flight. And here at least the direwolf of Stark did not fly above, casting its shadow down upon the Greyjoy kraken.

Musty Old Mattresses

The old, "musty-smelling and sagging" mattress (in the chamber that has just been re-opened after long periods of being closed and uninhabited) from Theon's homecoming is answered in Petyr's homecomiong by Lysa, who arrives a few pages later in the chapter, eager to finally have sex again with Petyr. "Mattress" is slang for a sexually available woman (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mattress) and Lysa sags—
Lady Lysa was two years younger than Mother, but this woman looked ten years older. Thick auburn tresses fell down past her waist, but beneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged.
—and smells stale. (Note that Lysa is on a mattress here.)
Her aunt was drenched in sweet scent, though under that was a sour milky smell. Her cheek tasted of paint and powder.
Lysa's "cheek tast[ing] of paint and powder" riffs on the line about Theon's "distaste" and "fear of ghosts":
It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste.
The distaste wordplay is obvious: Lysa tastes bad. As for the "fear of ghosts", Lysa (whom Sansa fears) being covered in "powder" reminds us of Sansa being afraid of a "spirit" covered in powdery flour:
When the spirit stepped out of the open tomb, pale white and moaning for blood, Sansa ran shrieking for the stairs…. Arya stood her ground and gave the spirit a punch. It was only Jon, covered with flour. (AGOT Arya IV)
This line—
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp.
—is reworked by Lysa as well, who is big and well-dressed ("better furnished", so to speak)—
[B]eneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged. Her face was pink and painted, her breasts heavy, her limbs thick. She was taller than Littlefinger, and heavier; nor did she show any grace in the clumsy way she climbed down off her horse.
—but cold to Sansa and horny/wet/"damp" for Petyr.
Given that Theon's rooms are in several ways like Lysa (newly 'open for business' after a long period of being closed and untouched by men, etc.), and pronouncing aunt like antler, we also might say that where the Lysa-like rooms are "cold" and "damp", Lysa herself is Sansa's "cold" aunt. Rhyming 'rhyming'.
That "years had come and gone since" the room with the Lysa-like mattress "had last been opened" is reworked not just by Lysa getting laid, but textually when Sansa is told Lysa is coming to the Drearfort (where she is 're-opened', so to speak):
It had been years since Sansa last saw her mother's sister…"
I wonder whether Lysa crying and speaking to Sansa of being "bound by blood" to her—
Tears welled suddenly in Lady Lysa's eyes. "We are women alone now, you and I. Are you afraid, child? Be brave. I would never turn away Cat's daughter. We are bound by blood."
—might not be in part a play on the fact that "the damp went bone deep" in the Bloody Keep. By saying that, Sansa's damp (i.e. crying) aunt "went bone deep", so to speak. (If you're "bound by blood" to someone, you have a "bone deep" bond with them. Also, bone → bound wordplay?)

Braziers → Bracing?

Did Theon's attempt to drive away "the chill" and damp of the salty sea air of Pyke using "braziers"—
See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill.
—inform (via wordplay: braziers → bracing) Petyr's line when the Merling King pulls up to the Drearfort?
Lord Petyr came up beside her, cheerful as ever. "Good morrow. The salt air is bracing, don't you think? It always sharpens my appetite."
And/or is that "sharpening" motif a recursion of Theon sharpening his dirk immediately after said braziers are lit?
After some time, they brought the hot water he had asked for. … While two thralls lit his braziers, Theon stripped off his travel-stained clothing and dressed to meet his father. … He hung a dirk at one hip and a longsword at the other…. Drawing the dirk, he … pulled a whetstone from his belt pouch, and gave it a few licks. He prided himself on keeping his weapons sharp.

Gods Be Good!

The motifs of Theon yelling "gods be good" at his servant and of "ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom" are recursively reworked when Lysa summons Sansa (like a servant) to speak with her the morning after she weds Petyr. Sansa responds to the summons by thinking, verbatim, "gods be good", and is then told they'll be heading to the Eyrie, which we know is "so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds", i.e. it has parapets 'so high that they were lost in the clouds':
Lady Lysa was still abed [like a good mattress!], but Lord Petyr was up and dressed. "Your aunt wishes to speak with you," he told Sansa, as he pulled on a boot. "I've told her who you are."
Gods be good. "I . . . I thank you, my lord."
Petyr yanked on the other boot. "I've had about as much home as I can stomach. We'll leave for the Eyrie this afternoon."
Seven towers, Ned had told her, like white daggers thrust into the belly of the sky, so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds. (AGOT Catelyn VI)
The notion of a "ceiling" so high it is lost in gloom is perhaps also reworked by the story Lysa tells Sansa about Petyr's "rise" to power: She says she "always knew how high [Petyr would] rise", and it's my belief that said rise has likely seen him 'lost', spiritually, in 'darkness'. (Note that ceilings are a frequently invoked metaphor when talking about climbing the corporate ladder.)
"Half his teeth were gone, and his breath smelled like bad cheese. I cannot abide a man with foul breath. Petyr's breath is always fresh . . . he was the first man I ever kissed, you know. My father said he was too lowborn, but I knew how high he'd rise. Jon gave him the customs for Gulltown to please me, but when he increased the incomes tenfold my lord husband saw how clever he was and gave him other appointments, even brought him to King's Landing to be master of coin. That was hard, to see him every day and still be wed to that old cold man.
(Recall that the motif of bad/fresh breath there reworks the "winey stench of the old man's [Sylas Sourmouth's] breath", which Theon thinks about roughly ¼ page prior to being shown his suite in the Bloody Keep.)

Butchered Sons & Brothers

Lysa continues to rant:
"Jon did his duty in the bedchamber, but he could no more give me pleasure than he could give me children. His seed was old and weak. All my babies died but Robert, three girls and two boys. All my sweet little babies dead, and that old man just went on and on with his stinking breath. So you see, I have suffered too." Lady Lysa sniffed. "You do know that your poor mother is dead?"
"Tyrion told me," said Sansa. "He said the Freys murdered her at The Twins, with Robb."
Those references to (a) a bunch of dead "babies", including two brothers, one of which was "murdered" when Lysa's father, Hoster Tully, who ruled the Riverlands, betrayed Lysa's trust; and to (b) foul smelling breath, a la Sylas, and finally to (c) the Red Wedding — a bloody betrayal of Sansa's brother, who was King of the Riverlands — particularly (per Sansa saying "Tyrion told me") as it's described by Tyrion—
Sansa did not need to hear how her brother's body had been hacked and mutilated, he decided; nor how her mother's corpse had been dumped naked into the Green Fork in a savage mockery of House Tully's funeral customs. (ASOS Tyrion VII)
—are one of the ways ASOS Sansa VI rejiggers the part of Theon's description of his Bloody Keep suite I "[omitted]" earlier, which entails betrayals, murdered brothers, a River King, slaughter, and bodies "hacked to bits".
[Theon] might have been more impressed if he had not known that these were the very chambers that had given the Bloody Keep its name. A thousand years before, the sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
But Greyjoys were not murdered in Pyke except once in a great while by their brothers, and his brothers were both dead.
Lysa's speech with its reference to her abortion and to the Red Wedding (and to stink-breath like Sylas's) isn't the only (or even the main) way Petyr's homecoming chapter refracts those images from Theon's homecoming, though.
Littlefinger is himself a kind of River King (as Lord Paramount of the Trident), right? And note that we read all about his "slaughtered" "sons" just before he enters the tower, wherein we then see the foul betrayers who murdered their 'brothers'. I'm talking, of course, about his sheep and his sheepdogs:
"How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
… "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home.…" … "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." … A handful of sheep were wandering about the base of the flint tower…. …
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Note the kitchen, recalling that the Bloody Keep is paired with the Kitchen Keep as Theon first gazes on Pyke:
Farther out were the Kitchen Keep and the Bloody Keep, each on its own island.
Note, too, that the sheep are coded as Petyr's "sons", in a way (a la the "slaughtered… sons of the River King" Theon remembers in his Bloody Tower rooms), and not just because he owns them. He says that Kella has lots of bastards and that she minds his sheep, right? And what else does he say of Kella, in jest? That she 'is' the "mother" of his "daughter," "Alayne Stone":
"Alayne . . . Stone, would it be?" When he nodded, she said, "But who is my mother?"
"Kella?"
"Please no," she said, mortified.
"I was teasing.
The joke foregrounds the notion of Petyr as the father of Kella's children. And while she supposedly has a bunch of bastards, we don't see them. We just see the one girl with the livestock-evoking eye with a sty. It's almost like the sheep she looks after are her children. And thus like Petyr is their father.
(Note the word "mortified". This points straight back to Theon in his Bloody Tower for two reasons: First, greyscale, which mortifies the flesh, killed Balon's brother Harlon, who died "in a windowless tower room" at Pyke. Second: Theon will, in his next chapter, be truly mortified by the realization that "Esgred" is his sister Asha, where that masquerade in turn prefigures Sansa masquerading as Alayne.)
So the "cold" Bloody Keep with its partner the Kitchen Keep and its story of a "slaughter", betrayal, brother killing brother, a River King's sons' bodies "hacked to bits in their beds" — all these motifs are reworked by Kella's account of one of Lord Paramount Petyr's sheep-'sons' being killed by its lexicial 'brothers', the very "sheep-dogs" who were supposed to guard it, and of other sheep-'sons' being verbatim "butchered", i.e. slaughtered on a killing bed and in the process surely hacked into pieces that were then preserved against spoilage for future consumption, such that the resulting "cold salt mutton" could be used as travel rations. Which jibes with Theon's language, creatively interpreted:
[T]he sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
(They were slaughtered and hacked to bits only so as to properly preserve them against spoilage during their upcoming journey "back to their father on the mainland", you see!)

Theon's Honor Guard

The conditions in Theon's rooms are consistent with the cold welcome he receives, both from Aeron—
The priest's manner was chilly, most unlike the man Theon remembered.
—and Balon—
Theon pulled off his gloves. "… Why is my father not here to greet me?"
"He awaits you in the Sea Tower, m'lord. When you are rested from your trip."
And I thought Ned Stark cold.
—and they're thus part of a broad yin/yang 'rhyme' with Petyr's initial homecoming, which is warm and welcoming and full of familiar faces, whereas Theon knows no one, such that he thinks:
It is as if I were a stranger here….
The reversal is wryly underlined when Petyr is greeted at the shore by his "captain of the guards", Bryen:
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man.
Thus Petyr ironically gets the "honor guard" welcome Theon hoped he'd get on his arrival 'home':
[Theon] saw… no honor guard waiting to escort him from Lordsport to Pyke, only smallfolk going about their small business.
Notice that where no one stops what they're doing for Theon, everyone stops when Petyr arrives. And of course, everyone in his household recognizes him, whereas no one recognizes Theon. Which is telling, because in a deep sense, that's all Theon really wants, deep down: a little recognition.
Littlefinger has it… but it's not enough.

(SUB)SERIES CONCLUDES IN PART 10: Oswell & Aeron; Lothar & Dagmer; The Closing Twist

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Stefanie A. Schultis, MD, Gynecology, Regenerative Medicine, Hormone Pellet Therapy Men & Women Women's Health Nurse Practitioner Covington
St. Tammany Health System LPN - Pediatrics/PICU - Full Time (Days) Covington
St. Tammany Health System LPN Unit Assistant Per Diem - Emergency Care Services Covington
Northshore Dermatology Nurse Practitioner Hammond
Allen Parish Community Healthcare Registered Nurse Kinder
CureCare Registered Nurse - Home Infusion - RN Lafayette
PATH Behavioral Healthcare APRN or PMHNP Lafayette
Jobot RN Cross Training Livingston
Compassus Registered Nurse / RN Hospice Mandeville
Restore Hyper Wellness Part-time Registered Nurse Mandeville
Compassus Hospice Aide Mandeville
CureCare Registered Nurse - Home Infusion - RN Mansfield
Hey guys, here are some recent job openings in la. Feel free to comment here or send me a private message if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!
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2023.05.31 18:41 SchlesingerMindy323 [HIRING] 25 Jobs in LA Hiring Now!

Company Name Title City
Apria Healthcare Respiratory Therapist - RT - $5,000 Recruitment & Retention bonus Baton Rouge
Copart Flex Force - Truck & Trailer Driver Class A Central
Prairie Farms Plant Maintenance Mechanic Hammond
Apria Healthcare Branch Support Specialist (Customer Service) Harahan
The S/L/A/M Collaborative Architectural Designer New Orleans
Copart Tow Truck 2-Car Driver Shreveport
NeelSchaffer Inc Director of Information Technology Baton Rouge
CureCare Per Diem Home Infusion Registered Nurse Alexandria
Synergy International Healthcare Services Family Nurse Practitione Physician Assistant Alexandria
Fonemed Telehealth Triage Nurse Alexandria
Fonemed Telehealth Triage Nurse Baton Rouge
St. Tammany Health System Certified Nursing Assistant - FT - General Medicine - Night Shift - $2,500.00 Incentive Covington
Delta College Multiple Student Practical Nurse Instructor Covington
Stefanie A. Schultis, MD, Gynecology, Regenerative Medicine, Hormone Pellet Therapy Men & Women Women's Health Nurse Practitioner Covington
St. Tammany Health System LPN - Pediatrics/PICU - Full Time (Days) Covington
St. Tammany Health System LPN Unit Assistant Per Diem - Emergency Care Services Covington
Northshore Dermatology Nurse Practitioner Hammond
Allen Parish Community Healthcare Registered Nurse Kinder
CureCare Registered Nurse - Home Infusion - RN Lafayette
PATH Behavioral Healthcare APRN or PMHNP Lafayette
Jobot RN Cross Training Livingston
Compassus Registered Nurse / RN Hospice Mandeville
Restore Hyper Wellness Part-time Registered Nurse Mandeville
Compassus Hospice Aide Mandeville
CureCare Registered Nurse - Home Infusion - RN Mansfield
Hey guys, here are some recent job openings in la. Feel free to comment here or send me a private message if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!
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2023.05.31 18:26 SchlesingerMindy323 [HIRING] 25 Jobs in LA Hiring Now!

Company Name Title City
Apria Healthcare Respiratory Therapist - RT - $5,000 Recruitment & Retention bonus Baton Rouge
Copart Flex Force - Truck & Trailer Driver Class A Central
Prairie Farms Plant Maintenance Mechanic Hammond
Apria Healthcare Branch Support Specialist (Customer Service) Harahan
The S/L/A/M Collaborative Architectural Designer New Orleans
Copart Tow Truck 2-Car Driver Shreveport
NeelSchaffer Inc Director of Information Technology Baton Rouge
CureCare Per Diem Home Infusion Registered Nurse Alexandria
Synergy International Healthcare Services Family Nurse Practitione Physician Assistant Alexandria
Fonemed Telehealth Triage Nurse Alexandria
Fonemed Telehealth Triage Nurse Baton Rouge
St. Tammany Health System Certified Nursing Assistant - FT - General Medicine - Night Shift - $2,500.00 Incentive Covington
Delta College Multiple Student Practical Nurse Instructor Covington
Stefanie A. Schultis, MD, Gynecology, Regenerative Medicine, Hormone Pellet Therapy Men & Women Women's Health Nurse Practitioner Covington
St. Tammany Health System LPN - Pediatrics/PICU - Full Time (Days) Covington
St. Tammany Health System LPN Unit Assistant Per Diem - Emergency Care Services Covington
Northshore Dermatology Nurse Practitioner Hammond
Allen Parish Community Healthcare Registered Nurse Kinder
CureCare Registered Nurse - Home Infusion - RN Lafayette
PATH Behavioral Healthcare APRN or PMHNP Lafayette
Jobot RN Cross Training Livingston
Compassus Registered Nurse / RN Hospice Mandeville
Restore Hyper Wellness Part-time Registered Nurse Mandeville
Compassus Hospice Aide Mandeville
CureCare Registered Nurse - Home Infusion - RN Mansfield
Hey guys, here are some recent job openings in la. Feel free to comment here or send me a private message if you have any questions, I'm at the community's disposal! If you encounter any problems with any of these job openings please let me know that I will modify the table accordingly. Thanks!
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2023.05.31 17:10 Oggggjbbbbr He’s on the box

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2023.05.31 16:31 NFCAAOfficialRefBot [GAME THREAD] (3-4) Tennessee State @ (2-5) Southern

Tennessee State Tennessee State @ Southern Southern
Game Start Time: 12:00 PM ET
Location: Ace W. Mumford Stadium, Baton Rouge, LA
Watch: ASUN
Team Coach(es) Offense Defense
Tennessee State Tennessee State thechief107 Spread 4-3
Southern Southern callofmc Air 3-4
Tennessee State Tennessee State
Total Passing Yards Total Rushing Yards Total Yards Interceptions Lost Fumbles Lost Field Goals Time of Possession Timeouts
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Southern Southern
Total Passing Yards Total Rushing Yards Total Yards Interceptions Lost Fumbles Lost Field Goals Time of Possession Timeouts
0 yards 0 yards 0 yards 0 0 0/0 0:00 3
Clock Quarter Down Ball Location Possession Playclock Deadline
6:53 1 1st & 10 35 Tennessee State Tennessee State 06/01 11:35 PM EST 06/10 10:31 AM EST
Team Q1 Q2 Q3 Q4 Total
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Tennessee State 0 0 0 0 0
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2023.05.31 16:14 jravitz [WTS] 250+ Bottles - Vintage, Hard to Find, Discontinued, Niche and Designer - Le Labo, Kilian, Amouage, Byredo, Dior, Chanel, Creed, MFK, Tom Ford, Guerlain, Memo Paris, Mind Games, Mizensir, More! (Bottle)

Post here and/or PM me with any questions. Shipping is $5. International is available, please discuss. Free samples with every purchase! Payment is by Venmo, CashApp or Zelle; PayPal must inquire.
All of my contact info as well as all of my bottles for sale, are available in my spreadsheet which you should bookmark and look at for a more updated inventory
Spreadsheet
HOUSE FRAGRANCE SIZE REMAINING Notes/Condition Price Type
1 Amouage Incense Rori Attar 12mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $439 Niche
2 Amouage Material (Woman) 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; Tester Cap $145 Niche
3 Amouage Orris Wakan Attar 12mL 99% Full Full Presentation $419 Niche
4 Amouage Rose Aqor Attar 12mL 99% Full Full Presentation $419 Niche
5 Amouage Vanilla Barka Attar 12mL 99% Full Full Presentation $419 Niche
6 Andy Tauer Cologne du Maghreb 50mL 99% Full First Release, Rectangular Clear Bottle; With box $95 Niche
7 Bond No. 9 Madison Square Park 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box, No Cap $135 Niche
8 By Kilian Apple Brandy on the Rocks 50mL 99% Full Full Presentation, Box has some wear. $160 Niche
9 By Kilian Bamboo Harmony 100mL 100% Full Tester Refill (No Spray) $209 Niche
10 By Kilian Black Phantom 100mL 100% Full Tester Refill (No Spray) $215 Niche
11 By Kilian Gold Knight 100mL 100% Full Tester Refill (No Spray) $209 Niche
12 By Kilian Good Girl Gone Bad 250mL 99% Full Decanter; No Box $800 Niche
13 By Kilian Intoxicated 100mL 100% Full Tester Refill (No Spray) $209 Niche
14 By Kilian Love Don't Be Shy 50mL 99% Full Full Presentation, Box has some wear. $160 Niche
15 Byredo Infloresence 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $135 Niche
16 Byredo Lil Fleur 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $135 Niche
17 Byredo Mixed Emotions 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $135 Niche
18 Byredo Mumbai Noise 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $135 Niche
19 Byredo Sunday Cologne 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $135 Niche
20 Chanel Exclusif Cuir de Russie EdT 200mL 95% Full No Box; Tester $725 Niche
21 Chanel Exclusif Misia EdT 200mL 98% Full Vintage Discontinued Formula; No Box $380 Niche
22 Chanel Exclusif No. 22 EdT 200mL 97% Full $550 Niche
23 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Bois D'Argent 7.5mL 100% Full Official Mini $30 Niche
24 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Bois D'Argent 5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Batch Code 0V01 (2010 Production Date) - Price includes shipping $35 Niche
25 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Cologne Royale 5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Batch Code 1X01 (2011 Production Date) - Price includes shipping $30 Niche
26 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Diorissima 7.5mL 100% Full Official Mini; No Cannister - Price includes shipping $30 Niche
27 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Eau Noire 5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Batch Code 1R01 (2011 Production Date) - Price includes shipping $35 Niche
28 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Eden Roc 7.5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Price includes shipping $30 Niche
29 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Granville 5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Batch Code 0V01 (2010 Production Date) - Price includes shipping $35 Niche
30 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Milly-La-Foret 5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Batch Code 0W01 (2010 Production Date) - Price includes shipping $30 Niche
31 Christian Dior / Dior Privee Mitzah 5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Batch Code 1W01 (2011 Production Date) - Price includes shipping $35 Niche
32 Christian Dior / Dior Privee New Look 1947 5mL 100% Full Official Mini - Batch Code 1R01 (2011 Production Date) - Price includes shipping $30 Niche
33 Clive Christian I Pour Femme (Woody Floral with Vintage Rose) 50mL 99% Full No Box $180 Niche
34 Clive Christian Rock Rose 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $289 Niche
35 Creed Acqua Florentina - F Batch 75mL 95% Full Box, Can add a Creed Cap as well $175 Niche
36 Creed Aventus - 22A11A 100mL 100% Full Full Presentation $250 Niche
37 Creed Aventus Cologne - 2022 Batch 100mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $234 Niche
38 Creed Aventus Cologne - F Batch (Plastic Cap) 100mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed in Box $239 Niche
39 Creed Aventus for Her - F567 75mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $190 Niche
40 Creed Erolfa - 15X01 120mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $369 Niche
41 Creed Erolfa - F Batch 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box, No Cap $160 Niche
42 Creed Green Irish Tweed - 19U11 50mL 99% Full Full presentation with Box $160 Niche
43 Creed Green Irish Tweed - 2022 Batch 100mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $195 Niche
44 Creed Himalaya - 22B01A 100mL 100% Full Tester with Square Style Cap $175 Niche
45 Creed Jardin D'Amalfi 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $199 Niche
46 Creed Millesime Imperial - F Batch 100mL 100% Full Comes with Box and SQUARE Older Style Cap. $180 Niche
47 Creed Neroli Sauvage - F241 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $160 Niche
48 Creed Original Santal - F511 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $160 Niche
49 Creed Royal Mayfair - 15R01 120mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $229 Niche
50 Creed Royal Oud - F BATCH 100mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $275 Niche
51 Creed Royal Water - 20C01N 100mL 100% Full Tester with Square Style Cap $175 Niche
52 Creed Silver Mountain Water - 21V01A 100mL 100% Full Tester with Square Style Cap $180 Niche
53 Creed Spring Flowers 2023 75mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $225 Niche
54 Creed Tabarome - 21Y01A 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $160 Niche
55 Creed Virgin Island Water - F473 100mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $195 Niche
56 Creed White Amber - 17W01 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $149 Niche
57 Creed Wind Flowers - 22C01B 75mL 100% Full Tester with Cap $199 Niche
58 Diptyque Do Son Eau de Toilette 100mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $99 Niche
59 DS & DURGA Amber Kiso 100mL 100% Full New, No Box $125 Niche
60 Frederic Malle Eau de Magnolia 10mL 100% Full Official Travel Spray $55 Niche
61 Gallagher Bergamot Silk 100mL 99% Full $84 Niche
62 Giorgio Armani / Armani Prive Gardenia Antigua 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $155 Niche
63 Giorgio Armani / Armani Prive Pierre de Lune 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $155 Niche
64 Giorgio Armani / Armani Prive Rose Alexandrie 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $155 Niche
65 Guerlain Angelique Noire 30mL 100% Full Mini Bee Bottle Decant $215 Niche
66 Guerlain Angelique Noire 10mL 100% Full Tall Glass Decant $55 Niche
67 Guerlain Cherry Oud 100mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $279 Niche
68 Guerlain Cruel Gardenia 200mL 100% Full Brand new tester without box $329 Niche
69 Guerlain Embruns D'Ylang 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $339 Niche
70 Guerlain Epices Volee 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $339 Niche
71 Guerlain Gourmand Coquin 10mL 100% Full Tall Glass Decant $60 Niche
72 Guerlain Herbes Troublantes 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $339 Niche
73 Guerlain Joyeuse Tuberuese 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $349 Niche
74 Guerlain Musc Outreblanc 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $349 Niche
75 Guerlain Oeillet Pourpre 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $339 Niche
76 Guerlain Oud Nude 200mL 95% Full Tester; No Box $369 Niche
77 Guerlain Rose Barbare 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $339 Niche
78 Guerlain Rose Barbare 200mL 90% Full DECANTED - NO ORIGINAL BOTTLE $250 Niche
79 Guerlain Santal Pao Rosa 200mL 100% Full Tester (No Box) $349 Niche
80 Guerlain Tonka Imperiale 30mL 100% Full Mini Bee Bottle Decant $199 Niche
81 Guerlain Tonka Imperiale 10mL 100% Full Tall Glass Decant $55 Niche
82 Hermes / Hermessence Agar Ebene 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box, No Cap $150 Niche
83 Hermes / Hermessence Epice Marine 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $170 Niche
84 Hermes / Hermessence Iris Ukiyoe 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box, No Cap $150 Niche
85 Hermes / Hermessence Osmanthe Yunnan 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box, No Cap $150 Niche
86 Hermes / Hermessence Paprika Brasil 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $170 Niche
87 Hermes / Hermessence Santal Massoia 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $170 Niche
88 Hermes / Hermessence Vanille Galante 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box, No Cap $150 Niche
89 Hermes / Hermessence Vetiver Tonka 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box, No Cap $150 Niche
90 Hermes / Hermessence Vetiver Tonka 200mL 100% Full Full Presentation, Brand New. $399 Niche
91 Hiram Green Vetiver 50mL 95% Full Full Presentation $130 Niche
92 House of Sillage Hufflepuff 75mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $325 Niche
93 House of Sillage Nouez Moi 75mL 99% Full Tester $120 Niche
94 I Profumi di Firenze Caterina De Medici 50mL 99% Full No Box $35 Niche
95 Initio Musk Therapy 90mL 99% Full Full presentation with Box $200 Niche
96 Initio Side Effect 10mL 100% Full Official Travel Atomizer $75 Niche
97 Knize Knize Ten 125mL 99% Full No Box $110 Niche
98 Le Labo Another 13 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $189 Niche
99 Le Labo Baie 19 100mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $225 Niche
100 Le Labo Cedrat 37 – Berlin City Exclusive 100mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $275 Niche
101 Le Labo Cedrat 37 – Berlin City Exclusive 50mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $225 Niche
102 Le Labo Gaiac 10 – Tokyo City Exclusive 100mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $400 Niche
103 Le Labo Mousse de Chene 30 - Amsterdam City Exclusive 50mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $300 Niche
104 Le Labo Musc 25 – Los Angeles City Exclusive 50mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $250 Niche
105 Le Labo Rose 31 50mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $175 Niche
106 Le Labo Tabac 28 – Miami City Exclusive 50mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $250 Niche
107 Le Labo The Noir 29 50mL 99% Full Sprayed Once to Test / Brand New; No Box $175 Niche
108 Maison Crivelli Bois Datchai 100mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $169 Niche
109 Maison Crivelli Rose Saltifolia 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $159 Niche
110 Maison Francis Kurkdjian 724 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $365 Niche
111 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Amyris Femme 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $139 Niche
112 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Amyris Femme Extrait 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $165 Niche
113 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Amyris Femme Extrait Special Edition Bottle 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $245 Niche
114 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Celestia 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $115 Niche
115 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Celestia Cologne Forte 200mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $279 Niche
116 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Celestia Cologne Forte 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $149 Niche
117 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Celestia Forte 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $159 Niche
118 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Universalis Cologne Forte 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $119 Niche
119 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Universalis EdT 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $219 Niche
120 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Vitae 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $219 Niche
121 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Vitae Cologne Forte 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $119 Niche
122 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Vitae Forte EdP 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $159 Niche
123 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 EdP 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $205 Niche
124 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Gentle Fluidity Gold 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $165 Niche
125 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Grand Soir 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $170 Niche
126 Maison Francis Kurkdjian L'eau a La Rose 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $129 Niche
127 Maison Francis Kurkdjian L'eau a la Rose 35mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $90 Niche
128 Maison Francis Kurkdjian L'homme A la Rose 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $159 Niche
129 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Oud EdP 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $170 Niche
130 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Oud Extrait 10mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $35 Niche
131 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Oud Satin Mood EdP 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $190 Niche
132 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Petit Matin 70mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $145 Niche
133 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Petit Matin 200mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $350 Niche
134 Mark Birley Charles Street 75mL 97% Full Travel Version $90 Niche
135 Masque Milano Tango 35mL 99% Full $90 Niche
136 Memo Paris French Leather 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Cap $135 Niche
137 Memo Paris Inle 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Cap $135 Niche
138 Memo Paris Italian Leather 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Box or Cap $135 Niche
139 Memo Paris Lailabella 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $135 Niche
140 Memo Paris Marfa 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $135 Niche
141 Memo Paris Moon Fever 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $135 Niche
142 Memo Paris Oriental Leather 75mL 100% Full Tester; No Box; No Cap $135 Niche
143 Mind Games Caissa 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $250 Niche
144 Mind Games Gardez (Black Queen) 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $225 Niche
145 Mind Games J'Adoube 100mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $299 Niche
146 Mind Games Scholar's Mate 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $225 Niche
147 Mizensir Cologne de Figuer 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $175 Niche
148 Mizensir Cologne de Matte 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $175 Niche
149 Mizensir Ideal Oud 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $165 Niche
150 Mizensir Mythique Vetiver 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $175 Niche
151 Mizensir Sweet Prailine 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $165 Niche
152 Mizensir Bois de Mysore 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $165 Niche
153 Mona di Orio Cuir 75mL 99% Full No Box $120 Niche
154 Oliver and Co. M.O.U.S.S.E. 50mL 99% Full Limited Edition 87/133 $110 Niche
155 Parfums de Nicolai Patchouli Intense 100mL 98% Full Full Presentation $119 Niche
156 Perris Monte Carlo Tuberuese Absolue 100mL 99% Full No Box $99 Niche
157 Pomare's Stolen Perfume Angel's Share 9mL 70% Full No Box $40 Niche
158 Roja Dove Apex Discovery Atomizer 7.5mL 99% Full $50 Niche
159 Roja Dove Creation-E Essence de Parfum 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $165 Niche
160 Roja Dove Scandal Essence de Parfum 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $165 Niche
161 Roman Monegal L'eau de Rose 50mL 97% Full $70 Niche
162 Santa Maria Novella Sandalo 100mL 95% Full No Box $80 Niche
163 The Harmonist Desired Earth Eau de Parfum 50mL 100% Full Brand new, Sealed $219 Niche
164 The Harmonist Magnetic Wood Parfum 50mL 100% Full BNIB Sealed $229 Niche
165 Tom Ford Beau de Jour 1000mL 100% Full Sealed Dramming Bottle $1,000 Niche
166 Tom Ford Ebene Fume 250mL 99% Full Decanter; No Box $750 Niche
167 Tom Ford Ebene Fume 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $170 Niche
168 Tom Ford Fougere Platine 250mL 90% Full Decanter; No Box $625 Niche
169 Tom Ford Fougere Platine 1000mL 100% Full Sealed Dramming Bottle $1,000 Niche
170 Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous 250mL 99% Full Decanter; No Box $750 Niche
171 Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $180 Niche
172 Tom Ford Grey Vetiver Parfum 100mL 100% Full Sealed, New in Box $170 Niche
173 Tom Ford Oud Fleur 1000mL 100% Full Sealed Dramming Bottle $1,000 Niche
174 Tom Ford Oud Wood 250mL 99% Full Decanter; No Box $750 Niche
175 Tom Ford Rose de Chine 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $175 Niche
176 Tom Ford Rose Prick 100mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $269 Niche
177 Tom Ford Soleil Blanc EdP 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $140 Niche
178 Tom Ford Soleil Brulant 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $145 Niche
179 Tom Ford Soleil Neige 1000mL 100% Full Sealed Dramming Bottle $850 Niche
180 Tom Ford Tobacco Oud 50mL 95% Full No Box $180 Niche
181 Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille 50mL 90% Full Full Presentation with Box $155 Niche
182 Tom Ford Tuscan Leather 50mL 100% Full Magnetic Cap Decant $115 Niche
183 Tom Ford Vert des Bois 1000mL 100% Full Sealed Dramming Bottle $900 Niche
184 Tom Ford White Suede 1000mL 100% Full Sealed Dramming Bottle $850 Niche
185 TVGA Milestones Extrait 9mL 90% Full No Box $40 Niche
186 Washington Tremlett Black Tie 100mL 95% Full $125 Niche
187 Yves Saint Laurent Tuxedo 250mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $375 Niche
188 Acqua di Parma Arancia Di Capri 150mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $65 Designer
189 Acqua di Parma Colonia EdC 100mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $75 Designer
190 Acqua di Parma Colonia Intensa 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $65 Designer
191 Aqua di Parma Magnolia Nobile 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $115 Designer
192 Caron Pour un Homme de Caron Le Matin 125mL 100% Full Opened to test, sprayed once $69 Designer
193 Caron Pour un Homme de Caron Le Soir 125mL 100% Full Opened to test, sprayed once $69 Designer
194 Caron Pour Un Homme Impact Parfum 75mL 97% Full No Box $175 Designer
195 Chanel Allure Homme Sport - Aftershave Balm 100mL 99% Full No Box $65 Designer
196 Chanel Allure Pour Femme EdT 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $65 Designer
197 Chanel Antaeus 100mL 85% Full Silver Sprayer $125 Designer
198 Chanel Bleu de Chanel - Aftershave Balm 100mL 99% Full No Box, Minor Cosmetic Damage $55 Designer
199 Chanel Bleu de Chanel - Aftershave Lotion 100mL 99% Full No Box, Minor Cosmetic Damage $55 Designer
200 Chanel Bleu de Chanel Parfum 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $130 Designer
201 Chanel Chance Eau Tendre EdP 50mL 90% Full Tester; No Box $90 Designer
202 Chanel Chance Eau Tendre EdT 150mL 99% Full Tester; No Box $120 Designer
203 Chanel Coco EdP 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $85 Designer
204 Chanel Coco Mademoiselle - Moisturizing Body Lotion 200mL 99% Full No Box $55 Designer
205 Chanel Coco Mademoiselle EdP 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $90 Designer
206 Chanel Coco Mademoiselle EdT 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $65 Designer
207 Chanel Coco Mademoiselle L'eau Privee 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $90 Designer
208 Chanel Cristalle Eau Vert EdT Concentree 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $135 Designer
209 Chanel Cristalle EdP 50mL 95% Full Tester; No Box $135 Designer
210 Chanel No. 19 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $115 Designer
211 Chanel No. 5 Eau Premiere 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $85 Designer
212 Chanel No. 5 EdP 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $85 Designer
213 Chanel Platinum Egoiste 75mL 99% Full SPLASH, NOT SPRAY Older Formulation $125 Designer
214 Christian Dior Dior Homme Sport - 2017 Version 125mL 99% Full Tester; No Box Batch Code is 6Y02 $89 Designer
215 Christian Dior J'adore in Joy EdT 100mL 100% Full Tester with Cap, No Box $60 Designer
216 Floris 007 100mL 100% Full Tester with Cap, No Box $100 Designer
217 Floris A Rose For... 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $65 Designer
218 Floris Cefiro 100mL 100% Full Tester with Cap, No Box $59 Designer
219 Floris Lily of the Valley 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Box. $65 Designer
220 Gucci Gucci Guilty Absolute 90mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $70 Designer
221 Guerlain Habit Rouge L'instinct 100mL 99% Full Sprayed once $84 Designer
222 Guerlain L'instant de Guerlain Pour Homme EXTREME 10mL 100% Full VINTAGE BLACK RIM - DECANT $50 Designer
223 Hermes Twilly 80mL 100% Full Tester; No Box $65 Designer
224 Jo Malone Amber & Lavender 30mL 90% Full No Box $52 Designer
225 Jo Malone English Oak & Redcurrant 30mL 80% Full No Box $49 Designer
226 Jo Malone English Pear & Freesia 100mL 100% Full Brand New with Gift Box and Gift Set (Body Wash, Body Lotion) $180 Designer
227 Jo Malone Rose & White Musk Absolu 100mL 100% Full No Box $180 Designer
228 Jo Malone Velvet Rose and Oud Cologne Intense 50mL 99% Full Tester; No Box $90 Designer
229 Thierry Mugler A*MEN 100mL 99% Full Rubber Flask; No Box $75 Designer
230 Thierry Mugler A*MEN Ultra Zest 100mL 85-90% Full Rubber Flask; No Box $250 Designer
231 Tom Ford Costa Azzura Parfum 50mL 100% Full Brand New, Sealed $130 Designer
232 Amouage Cristal and Gold Ladies 50mL 95% Full Vintage, Incredibly hard to find. Full presentation in nice condition $399 Vintage
233 Cartier Santos EdT 100mL 60% Full Splash; Refillable; Original Formulation; No Box; Some Wear on Case $149 Vintage
234 Chanel Egoiste Cologne Concentree 100mL 97% Full Bottle Only $399 Vintage
235 Chanel Gardenia EdT 100mL 100% Full Vintage; Sealed $390 Vintage
236 Crabtree & Evelyn Crabtree & Evelyn Extract of West Indian and Sicilian Limes 125mL 100% Full Full presentation with Box $209 Vintage
237 Dunhill Cologne 125mL 99% Full Vintage; Splash $100 Vintage
238 Escada Pour Homme Aftershave 75mL 100% Full BNIB Sealed $165 Vintage
239 Escada Pour Homme Aftershave 125mL 100% Full BNIB Sealed $240 Vintage
240 Floris Bay Rum 3.5 Oz 97% Full Vintage; Splash. "Use as a cologne, after shave lotion, or hair lotion." $84 Vintage
241 Floris Special 127 100mL 98% Full Vintage; Dark Blue Box., 2 Royal Warrants, Vintage Version $70 Vintage
242 Fragonard Zizanie 240mL 80% Full Shaker bottle (Splash, not spray) no box. At least 80% Full. $240 Vintage
243 Geo F Trumper Ajaccio Violets 100mL 99% Full $40 Vintage
244 Gucci Envy Aftershave 50mL 100% Full BNIB Sealed $140 Vintage
245 Gucci Envy Aftershave 100mL 100% Full BNIB Sealed $215 Vintage
246 Gucci Rush for Men 50mL 100% Full Full Presentation; These do not come fully filled $190 Vintage
247 Gucci Rush for Men Aftershave 100mL 100% Full BNIB Sealed $140 Vintage
248 Guerlain Heritage EdT 200mL 100% Full New; Vintage; Splash. 1991 Bottle. $225 Vintage
249 Guerlain Samrasa EdP 50mL 100% Full No Box $109 Vintage
250 Guerlain Samsara EdT 1992-1993 Formulation 100mL 100% Full Tester; No Cap; No Box $109 Vintage
251 Jean Desprez Bal a Versailles 9 Oz 70% Full Vintage; Splash; No Box Open to offers on this enormous bottle. $135 Vintage
252 Lacoste Eau de Sport Vivifiante 100mL 99% Full No Box $110 Vintage
253 Lacoste Land 100mL 99% Full $130 Vintage
254 Nino Cerruti Fair Play Pour Homme 100mL 99% Full Full presentation with Box $275 Vintage
255 Paco Rabanne Eau de Metal 20mL 100% Full Vintage; Mini $15 Vintage
256 Ralph Lauren Silver Romance for Men 100mL 80% Full No Box, No Cap $145 Vintage
257 Revillon Pour Homme Eau de Toilette Super Concentrate 60mL 99% Full Atomizer $190 Vintage
258 Revillon Pour Homme Eau de Toilette Super Concentrate 90mL 99% Full Atomizer $290 Vintage​
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